Dean Hardscrabble Quotes in Monsters University (2013)

Dean Hardscrabble: It's my job to make great students greater, not make mediocre students less mediocre.

Sulley: [to Mike, as he leaves the Campus] You're not scary. Not even a little bit. But you are fearless, and if Dean Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...

Dean Hardscrabble: [Interrupting] I can just... what? Careful, Mister Sullivan, I was just starting to warm up to you.

Sulley: ...sorry.

Dean Hardscrabble: You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has: you surprised me.

Dean Hardscrabble: [Sulley tells Dean Hardscrabble and Professor Knight of how he rigged the Scare Simulator] You did what?

Sulley: My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I cheated.

Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow.

Sulley: [in dismay] Yes ma'am.

Dean Hardscrabble: You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.

Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Wazowski, what you lack simply cannot be taught. You're just not scary. And you too will not be continuing into the Scare Program.

Mike Wazowski: No No No, you've got it all wrong. Please, let me up onto the Simulator. I'll surprise you.

Dean Hardscrabble: Surprise me with what? I doubt that very much.

[as Sully and Mikey leave to Compete in the Scare Games with the rest of their team]

Dean Hardscrabble: Good luck.

Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Sullivan. I'm a Seven Year Old Boy...

[Sulley roars before Dean Hardscrabble can finish]

Dean Hardscrabble: I wasn't finished.

Sulley: I don't need to be told that stuff.

Dean Hardscrabble: May I remind you that this boy is afraid of Snakes. And that a Roar would not make him Scream, but instead make him cry, and alert his Parents. Now we can't have that. So I cannot wish for you to continue into the Scare Program.

Sulley: [confused] But, I'm a Sullivan.

Dean Hardscrabble: Well then, I'm sure your family would be very disappointed.

[Johnny and the Rest of the RORs, having been watching nearby, leave the gallery, taking Sulley's ROR Jacket with him]

[Dean Hardscrabble has turned off the door to the Human World that Mike and Sulley went into, before they could even get back out]

Don: They're still in there.

Dean Hardscrabble: Until the CDA arrives, this door stays off.

Squishy: *No*! You can't do this.

[he and the others begin to walk over, only to be held back]

Dean Hardscrabble: [Raising her wings] ENOUGH! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEARED NOW!

[Everyone begins to back away out of the room slowly]

[In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs]

Chet: Wait a blow Oozma Kappa!

Mike Wazowski: C'mon Guys. 2nd Place can't be that bad.

Greek Council VP: [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed] 2nd Place, Jaws Theta Chi.

Mike Wazowski: *What*?

Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

Greek Council VP: 3rd, Slugma Slugma Kappa. 4th, Python Nu Kappa. 5th, Eta Hiss Hiss. And in Last Place...

[the Rest of Mike and Sulley's Team arrive, very badly stung from the Urchins than they are]

Greek Council VP: Oozma Kappa!

Greek Council President: [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard] Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!

[Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]

Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken your team more than a miracle to win.

Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.

[Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]

Greek Council VP: The use of Illegal Protective Gel, is the cause for elimination.

Big Red: [as referees remove the Protective Gel from him] Hey what are you doing, it's moisture.

[the referee stabs Big Red's arm with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with Big Red screaming in pain]

Greek Council VP: [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on] It's a Miracle, Oozma Kappa are back in the games. Only 1 team can go after each challenge.

Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually.

[Walks away]

Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.

[Sulley rushes to the Door Making Lab, where Dean Hardscrabble is with some Campus Security Guards]

Dean Hardscrabble: No-one is to go near this door until the Child Detection Agency has arrived.

Squishy: [Sulley gets approached by the Rest of his Team] James wait, we can help.

Sulley: Look, it's my fault Mike got into this, so it's up to me to get him out of it.

Don: Allow me.

[Walks up to to Dean Hardscrabble and the Security Guards]

Don: Hi there. Don Carlton, Sales Person. This is my Business Card.

Dean Hardscrabble: Arrest him.

[the Security Guards press Don up against the wall, allowing the coast to be clear for Sulley to get to the door]

MU Security Guard: [to Don] Up against the wall *Pops*.

Dean Hardscrabble: [Noticing Sulley] Sullivan, don't you dare.

[desperate, Sully enters the door that Mike went through into the Human World]