Dead Ted Quotes in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Dead Ted Quotes:
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[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell]
Dead Bill: Ted.
Dead Ted: Yeah?
Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
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Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sank my battleship!
Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Excellent! Yeah!
Dead Ted: I totally knew he put it in the J's, dude!
Dead Bill: Good thinking, Ted.
Grim Reaper: You must play me again.
Dead Bill: WHAT?
Grim Reaper: Um, best two out of three.
Dead Ted: No way!
Grim Reaper: Yes way.
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[during séance. Bill and Ted are floating above Missy]
Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Dead Ted: Yeah. And we can totally see down your...
Dead Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!
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Dead Ted: [to God] Keep up the good work.
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[falling down a really big hole]
Dead Bill: Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?
Dead Ted: Okay! I got one!
Dead Bill: Are you a mineral?
Dead Ted: Yeah!
Dead Bill: Are you a tank?
Dead Ted: Whoa! Yeah!
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Dead Ted: Bill, what happened?
Dead Bill: Ted, we're dead, dude.
Dead Ted: No way!
Dead Bill: Yes way!
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Beelzebub: Choose your eternity!
Dead Ted: Choose your own, you fag!
[Ted is pushed against a wall by some evil force]
Dead Bill: You ugly, red, source of all evil!
[Bill is pushed against the same wall]
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Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!
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Dead Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude!
Dead Ted: Oh. How's it hangin' Death?
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Dead Bill: Ted?
Dead Ted: What?
Dead Bill: Don't "Fear the Reaper"!
[both of them do an air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that.
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Dead Ted: Are you sure about this?
Dead Bill: It worked in The Exorcist. I and III!
-- Dead Ted
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