Dead Bill Quotes in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Dead Bill Quotes:
[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell]
Dead Bill: Ted.
Dead Ted: Yeah?
Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sank my battleship!
Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Excellent! Yeah!
Dead Ted: I totally knew he put it in the J's, dude!
Dead Bill: Good thinking, Ted.
Grim Reaper: You must play me again.
Dead Bill: WHAT?
Grim Reaper: Um, best two out of three.
Dead Ted: No way!
Grim Reaper: Yes way.
[during sÃ©ance. Bill and Ted are floating above Missy]
Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Dead Ted: Yeah. And we can totally see down your...
Dead Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!
[falling down a really big hole]
Dead Bill: Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?
Dead Ted: Okay! I got one!
Dead Bill: Are you a mineral?
Dead Ted: Yeah!
Dead Bill: Are you a tank?
Dead Ted: Whoa! Yeah!
Dead Bill: [after seeing hell] We got totally lied to by our album covers, man.
Captain Logan: [Being possessed by Dead Ted] Whoa. Okay, dudes... Oh, I mean, fellow policemen. My son, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and his friend Bill S. Preston, Esquire, have been murdered and replaced by evil robots from the future.
Dead Bill: You totally did it dude.
Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] I totally possessed my dad!
[both Bill and Captain Logan do air guitar]
Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Okay. You gotta go over and arrest these robots so they don't ruin everything for me and Bill. Oh, I mean, uh, my son and Bill. And most importantly, they don't hurt the babes... The princesses.
[to himself as Dead Ted]
Captain Logan: This isn't working.
[to Dead Bill]
Captain Logan: Back me up dude!
Dead Bill: You got it dude!
[Possesses Deputy James]
Deputy James: [Being possessed by Dead Bill] I totally believe you dude.
Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Yeah!
[Gives Deputy James a high five]
Deputy James: [as Dead Bill] Whoa, donuts!
Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Whoa, excellent!
Deputy James: [as Dead Bill] Savory cruller.
Captain Logan: [as Ted] Yeah. I got real hungry being dead.
Deputy James: [as Bill] Yeah.
[the cops look at them weird]
Captain Logan: [as Ted] Bill, I don't think they believe us.
Deputy James: [as Bill] Well, we'll have to find somebody who will.
Captain Logan, Deputy James: [still possessed] Catch ya later, cop dudes!
Dead Ted: Bill, what happened?
Dead Bill: Ted, we're dead, dude.
Dead Ted: No way!
Dead Bill: Yes way!
Beelzebub: Choose your eternity!
Dead Ted: Choose your own, you fag!
[Ted is pushed against a wall by some evil force]
Dead Bill: You ugly, red, source of all evil!
[Bill is pushed against the same wall]
Dead Bill: [after Bill and Ted have each experienced their own personal Hell] That was non-non-non-non-NON-Heinous!
Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!
Dead Bill: Best of seven?
Grim Reaper: DAMN RIGHT!
Dead Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude!
Dead Ted: Oh. How's it hangin' Death?
Dead Bill: Ted?
Dead Ted: What?
Dead Bill: Don't "Fear the Reaper"!
[both of them do an air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that.
Dead Ted: Are you sure about this?
Dead Bill: It worked in The Exorcist. I and III!
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