Dax Quotes in Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)

Beca's Boss: Any ideas? Because I...

Dax: Okay, um, hear me out. We can remove the sleigh bells, and put in kalimba... You know, the finger thing.

Beca's Boss: I know what a kalimba does. I know how it's operated, okay?

Dax: Kalimba...

Beca's Boss: Don't say it again. Go in the corner. Go eat your lunch in the corner.

Dax: But what am I gonna do with my Sriracha?

Beca's Boss: Say one more hipster thing and I'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case.

Costa: [holds up shot of liquor] Dax?

Dax: [off-screen, behind camera] Thank you. But I don't drink alcohol.

Costa: Okay, faggot.

Rob: Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.

Thomas: Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?

Rob: No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.

Costa: Fuck yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.

Rob: Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.

Costa: You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the fuck?

Rob: I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.

JB: Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.

Rob: Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.

Costa: I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?

Rob: Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, fuck it! I'm calling the fucking cops.

[gets a taser shot by Everett]

Costa: Fuck! Oh shit!

JB: Jesus fucking Christ! What did you do that for?

Costa: [Rob punches Everett in the face] Are you fucking kidding me? I will fucking kill you!

Rob: The little fuck tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!

Costa: You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!

Rob: Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother fucker record it right here.

Dax: No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.

Rob: Fuck you!

Costa: Go home, Robert!

Dax: Thanks Thomas. I had a really fun time. You'll be alright.

Dax: Hey Alexis. You having a good time?

Alexis: No, I'm leaving.