David VanDriessen Quotes in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

David VanDriessen: You know, this could be a real positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.

Butt-head: Huh huh huh. He said, "Anus."

Beavis: Entertain us, anus. Oh, yeah.

David VanDriessen: Have you guys heard a word I've said?

Butt-head: Uh, yeah. Anus.

Beavis: [chuckling] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I heard it, too.

David VanDriessen: Look, guys, just take the TV back to the AV room right now. And try to be a little more open to life's experiences, okay?

Butt-head: What a dork.

David VanDriessen: You know, this could be really positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us.

Butt-head: Uh-huh huh huh! He said "anus"!

Beavis: "Entert-ain us", "ainus". Oh yeah! *laughs*

David VanDriessen: *sigh* Have you guys heard a word I've said?

Butt-head: Uhhh, yeah! Anus! *laughs*

Beavis: Yeah! I heard it too! *laughs*

David VanDriessen: I assume you're a government agent. I would think you'd know there's something in this country called due process, okay?

Agent Fleming: That's about the kind of talk I'd expect from the guy who taught these two. Take this scum away.

David VanDriessen: I believe I'm supposed to be read my Miranda rights. Now, if...

[he is interrupted as an ATF agent slugs him in the chest with the butt of the rifle; VanDriessen moans in pain]