David Porter (Vienna segment) Quotes in Killer's Carnival (1966)

Karl (Vienna segment): Excuse me, Sir. There's a young lady to see you.

David Porter (Vienna segment): Don't talk nonsense. Send her away.

Karl (Vienna segment): I can't, Sir. She's here.

David Porter (Vienna segment): Where?

Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): Here.

David Porter (Vienna segment): Who the devil are you?

Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): You're David Porter.

David Porter (Vienna segment): Is that what you came here to tell me?

Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): I'm Monique Carrar.

David Porter (Vienna segment): Well, how do you do? Now, Karl, would you show the young lady out. And then come back and tell me why you showed her in.

Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): He let me in because I insisted.

David Porter (Vienna segment): That is no reason.

Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): I came to talk to you.

David Porter (Vienna segment): Karl!

[he beckons him over]

Karl (Vienna segment): Yes, Sir?

David Porter (Vienna segment): You're fired.

Karl (Vienna segment): Yes, Sir.

David Porter (Vienna segment): And now show the lady out.

Karl (Vienna segment): I can't, Sir. I'm unemployed!