David Falcone Quotes in Twin Sitters (1994)

Thomas: Wait a moment. Where do you think you're going?

Peter Falcone: We're goin' on a date.

Thomas: With the children?

David Falcone: Nah, with Miss Newman.

[to Bradley and Steven]

David Falcone: Come on, let's go.

Thomas: But, but you're not supposed to leave the grounds!

Peter Falcone: Thomas, you're a butler - BUTT OUT!

Ma Falcone: [speaking to Pa Falcone] Leon... Leon, look at their necks!

Peter Falcone: Here we go again...

Peter Falcone, David Falcone, Ma Falcone: Their necks are out of proportion with the rest of their body!

Ma Falcone: Well, it's true! Your necks are bigger than your heads.

David Falcone: Ma, that's only because there are no muscles in our heads to exercise.

Ma Falcone: Yeah? Well, what about your brain?

Peter Falcone: Ma, the brain is not a muscle; it's an organ!

David Falcone: And it's a good thing, too. Otherwise, our heads would be so huge, we would fall over!

Peter Falcone: It's a rip, man. It's a total rip.

David Falcone: I know. How's the little guy ever supposed to get ahead? They won't give you a loan unless ya already got the money. It's totally scatalogical.