David Basner Quotes in Nothing in Common (1986)
David Basner Quotes:
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Charlie Gargas: At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile... not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn't recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn't know who the hell I was.
David Basner: Here I thought you were the perfect son, Charlie.
Charlie Gargas: No. They told me there was only one of those guys. Listen, you take care of what you've got to take care of. I'll take care of Woolridge.
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Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
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Max Basner: Your best friend is your dick.
David Basner: Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is *your* dick.
Max Basner: Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.
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Andrew Woolridge: My daughter speaks very highly of you. Says you're a great lay.
David Basner: [David's gun accidentally goes off] She told you that?
Andrew Woolridge: My baby girl tells me everything.
David Basner: That's some conversation for a father to be having with his daughter.
Andrew Woolridge: I raised her to be a corporate executive. I raised her to be a man.
David Basner: So did my father, but I never tell him anything.
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Max Basner: That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew had to talk a girl into bed.
David Basner: I'm glad you still can.
Max Basner: I can't. I can't do it anymore.
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David Basner: I could've been a great doctor.
Max Basner: You could've been a great anything, son.
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David Basner: [to Andrew Woolridge] Sir, I was just wondering. By eating your entire meal with the salad fork, does that include the soup?
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Max Basner: I lost my lines. They fired me.
David Basner: [David gets out of his Jeep and walks around angrily for a few moments, then gets back in the car] What are you gonna do?
Max Basner: I know you hate me. But you have to help me.
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David Basner: I'm just protecting my balls, just as, I'm sure, at one time or another, you have protected your own
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David Basner: Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?
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