Dave the Dude Quotes in Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

Joy Boy: What's with her?

Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.

Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.

Dave the Dude: [handing butler a large sum of money] Ok Hutch, this oughtta take care of the helps for a while, you split it up amongst them...

Dave the Dude, Butler: Oh... heh heh

Dave the Dude: They know enough to keep their mouth shut?...

Butler: And their ears, yes sir...

Dave the Dude: You told them what happens if they didn't...

Butler: Oh yes

[forming a gun with his fingers imitating the sound of a machine gun]

Butler: da da da da da da da da...

Dave the Dude: [putting a hand out to stop the 'gun'] Don't... don't do that...

Joy Boy: [rounding up Darcey's goons] Alright we'll tie them up and lock them in the bathroom and when he gets his apple, we'll be back to pick ya up!

Junior: [pushing the goons] Move!

Dave the Dude: Oh Wait a minute, lock them in the closet, Joy Boy. The maid just waxed the bathroom floor!

Dave the Dude: Hey Joy Boy, how is your Spanish?

Joy Boy: As good as my French and they both stink!

Dave the Dude: Hey Junior, did you learn anything from Spanish Lena?

Junior: Spanish Lena was a Hungarian...

Dave the Dude: Where am I gonna find her a husband, huh? In Macy's basement?

Junior: They don't sell them there, boss.

Dave the Dude: [seeing the Butler packed and sneaking out of his room] Now where do you think you're goin?

Butler: Well I... I'm fleeting from Armageddon, sir. With my cardiac condition, I... I just cannot take unhappy endings. So I'm off to join Mr. Kent in Havana, sir.

Dave the Dude: With two broken legs?

Butler: My legs, sir, oh they're quite... Oh. OHHH! Very cleverly put, sir, yes... thank you, sir... Not at all...

[hurries back into his room]