Dave the Crackhead Quotes in Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

Dave the Crackhead: Man, you got any spare change?

Ashtray: Sorry, bro. I'm all out.

Dave the Crackhead: [holds up paper bag] Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man.

Ashtray: I don't want any cheeseburgers.

Dave the Crackhead: Please, man! I'll suck yo dick!

Ashtray: [disgusted] Ugh! Get outta here, man!

Dave the Crackhead: Man, can you give directions to Grimshaw, man?

Loc Dog: Fool, you better get yo crusty behind away from me!

Dave the Crackhead: Man, I'll suck yo dick, man!

Loc Dog: What did you say to me?

Dave the Crackhead: I'll suck yo... dick, man!

[Loc Dog gives him a mean look]

Loc Dog: [moments later, a zipping sound is heard] Aw, man. Aight, so what you wanna do, my man, go to the corner, go about three blocks down, and make a right.