Dave Stangle Quotes in Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)

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  • Mike Stangle: What's next? I'm gonna walk in on Mom giving Dad a... a push-pop?

    Dave Stangle: What's a push-pop?

    Mike Stangle: I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made up.

    Dave Stangle: What's a push-pop?

    Mike Stangle: I don't know.

    Dave Stangle: What's a push-pop!

    Mike Stangle: I don't know!

    Dave Stangle: WHAT'S A PUSH-POP?

    Mike Stangle: I've been to the bowels of the internet and I've never seen a push-pop.

    Dave Stangle: God, just tell me, what's a push-pop?

    Mike Stangle: It's a whole hand up an ass, David. Is that what you want me to say?

    Dave Stangle: Oh... Oh, God!

    Mike Stangle: Two hands! Two hands pushing the pop! Pushing the pop! Is that what you want me to say? I'll send you some links.

  • Burt Stangle: [about bringing dates to the wedding] We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other up.

    Mike Stangle: We don't rile each other up!

    Burt Stangle: We *never* get riled up!

    Mike Stangle: I don't get riled!

    Dave Stangle: He doesn't, and I don't either!

  • Burt Stangle: I want you two to bring a date. That's two dates.

    Dave Stangle: You want us to bring dates to a wedding?

    Mike Stangle: Excuse me?

    Dave Stangle: Are you allowed to do that?

  • Dave Stangle: Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum.

    Mike Stangle: Why would Dad forget about an old tomato?

    Dave Stangle: No, his ul... his ultimatum.

    Mike Stangle: Old tom...?

    Dave Stangle: Ultimatum.

    Mike Stangle: Are you saying "old tomato"?

    Dave Stangle: Ultima-*tum*, like a tomb or a crypt.

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