Dash Quotes in The Incredibles (2004)

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Dash Quotes:

  • Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!

  • Dash: [answers door] Hey, Lucius!

    Lucius: Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.

    Bob: Hey, hey! ICE of you to drop by.

    Lucius: Ha!

    [unenthusiastically]

    Lucius: Never heard that one before.

  • Helen: Now it's perfectly normal...

    Violet: [interrupting] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?

    Helen: Now wait a minute, young lady...

    Violet: We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!

    [Jack-Jack blows a raspberry and bursts out laughing]

    Dash: Lucky...

    [Violet and Helen look askance at him]

    Dash: Uh, I meant about being normal.

  • Helen: Dash... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more... constructive outlet.

    Dash: Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.

    Helen: Honey, you know why we can't do that.

    Dash: But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

    Helen: Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy, and a bit of a show-off. The last thing you need is temptation.

    Dash: You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?

    Helen: Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else.

    Dash: But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of, our powers made us special.

    Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.

    Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

  • [In the RV, traveling to the mainland]

    Dash: Are we there yet?

    Mr. Incredible: We get there when we get there!

  • [Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles]

    Elastigirl: India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*.

    [she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers]

    Elastigirl: Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!

    Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!

    Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late...

    Elastigirl: Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!

    Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!

    Elastigirl: I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!

    [missiles close in]

    Dash: [frightened] Mom?

    Elastigirl: *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!

    Mr. Incredible: NO!

    Elastigirl: [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*!

    Violet: [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...!

    Elastigirl: Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort!

    [the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't]

    Elastigirl: Abort abort abort!

    [the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them]

  • Elastigirl: This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.

    Mr. Incredible: A jet's not fast enough.

    Elastigirl: What's faster than a jet?

    Dash: Hey, how about a rocket?

    Elastigirl: Great. I can't fly a rocket.

    Violet: You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.

    Mr. Incredible: Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?

    Mirage: [Over PA system] Say please.

  • [Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an apparantley empty seat]

    Violet: Ow!

    Elastigirl: Violet!

    Violet: [becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...

    Dash: [pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE!

    Elastigirl: Dash!

    Violet: [over him] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...

    Dash: [over her] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"

    Violet: ...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...

    Dash: ...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!

    Violet: ...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

    Dash: ...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!

    Elastigirl: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?

    Violet: Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...

    Dash: [over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!

    Violet: [over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!

  • Principal: Thank you for coming in, Mrs. Parr.

    Helen: What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?

    Bernie Kropp: He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.

    Dash: He says.

    Bernie Kropp: Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

    Helen: You saw him do this?

    Bernie Kropp: Well, not really... No, actually not.

    Helen: Oh. Then how do you know it was him?

    Bernie Kropp: I hid a camera. And this time I got him.

    [Plays tape]

    Bernie Kropp: See? See? What, you don't see it?

    [rewinds tape]

    Bernie Kropp: He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right *there*! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it, but-but there's no tack on my stool before he moves, and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!

    Principal: Uh, Bernie...

    Bernie Kropp: Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!

    Principal: You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.

    Bernie Kropp: You're letting him go *again*? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty!

  • Dash: That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.

  • Mr. Incredible: [Everyone is trapped in Syndrome's containment unit] I'm sorry. I've been a lousy father, blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.

    [while Bob is talking, Violet frees herself using her force field]

    Dash: Uh, Dad...

    Elastigirl: Shh, don't interrupt.

    Mr. Incredible: So... caught up in the past that I... *You* are my greatest adventure, and I almost missed it. I swear that if we get out of this safely, I will...

    Violet: [At the control panel] Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.

    [she frees them by hitting a green button]

  • Helen: Dash, do have something you want to tell your father about school?

    Dash: [nervously] Oh, uh... Well, we dissected a frog...

    Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.

    Bob: [Not paying attention] Good, good.

    Helen: No, Bob. That's bad.

    Bob: What?

    Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.

    Bob: What? What for?

    Dash: Nothing!

    Helen: He put a tack on the teacher's chair. *During* class.

    Dash: Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.

    Bob: They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking! How fast do you think you were going?

    Helen: Bob, we are not encouraging this!

  • [checking himself out in his superhero costume]

    Dash: Look, I'm The Dash. The Dash likes. Yeah-hah.

  • Elastigirl: You're in charge until I get back, Violet.

    Dash: What?

    Violet: You heard her.

  • [after their adventure]

    Dash: Dad, that was so cool when you threw that car!

    Mr. Incredible: Not as cool as you running on water!

  • [Helen is feeding Jack-Jack and making baby noises at him]

    Dash: Mom, you're making weird faces again.

    Helen: [makes a weird face] Noo, I'm not...

    Bob: [not looking up from the paper] You make weird faces, honey.

  • Violet: Dash, remember what mom said...

    Dash: What?

    Guard 1: Hey, stop talking!

    [Violet vanishes]

    Guard 1: Hold it, freeze!

    Violet: Dash, run!

    Dash: What?

    Violet: Run!

    Dash: Oh yeah!

    [Takes off at super speed]

    Guard 2: What the-? They're Supers!

  • [the Incredibles crash/park their RV]

    Mr. Incredible: Is everybody okay back there?

    Violet: Super duper, Dad.

    Dash: Let's do that again!

  • Parrot: Identification, please.

    Dash: Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.

    Parrot: Voice key incorrect.

    Violet: Voice key?

    Parrot: Voice key incorrect.

    Violet: Wait a second...

    [Parrot sounds alarm]

    Dash: What do we do?

    Violet: Run!

    Dash: Where are we going?

    Violet: Away from here!

  • Dash: She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.

    Violet: That's it!

    [jumps at Dash]

    Helen: Both of you sit down!

    [Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him]

    Dash: Hey! No force fields!

    Violet: You started it!

    Helen: [grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down!

    [grabs Violet and puts her in her seat]

    Helen: You sit down! Violet!

    [Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table]

    Bob: [reading newspaper in the other room] "Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam?...

    Bob: Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to... intervene!

    Bob: You want me to intervene?

    [picks up table]

    Bob: Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!

  • [after the Parr's house is destroyed]

    Dash: Does this mean we have to move again?

  • Dash: You want to go *toward* the people that tried to kill us?

    Elastigirl: If it means land, yes.

  • Dash: Could it be lupus? You can *die* from lupus.

    Dr. Faffard: Hmm... hmm...

    [Punches Dash's left arm]

    Dash: Ah! What the fuck?

    Dr. Faffard: Uh, it's not lupus.

    Dash: Oh, that's funny. That's really funny. Did they teach you in your medical school in your first year?

    Dr. Faffard: Third.

  • Dash: Are you still dating, uh, yeagh... what's his name? Heithcliff?

    Nora Van Denbrock: Felix.

    Dash: Sorry. Wrong cat.

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