Darryl Quotes in Thelma & Louise (1991)

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Darryl Quotes:

  • Louise: Thelma, listen up, now. If you even think he knows, I mean, even if you're not sure, I want you to hang up, you understand?

    Thelma: [dials the number]

    Darryl: [exchanges looks with police, then answers phone] Hello.

    Thelma: Darryl, it's me.

    Darryl: [with forced cheer] Thelma, hello!

    Thelma: [hangs up] He knows.

  • Darryl: [answers phone again] Yep?

    Louise: Darryl, this is Louise. Let me talk to the police.

    Darryl: Hey Louise!

    Louise: [sour tone of voice] Hi. Let me talk to the police.

    Darryl: [stuttering] What do you mean? There's no police here.

    [Hal and Max both scoff and roll their eyes]

  • Yuri: [Yuri is shivering in fear as the memory-erasing machine is strapped to his head] C'mon...

    Miles: Does it hurt...?

    Darryl: ...Oh yeah.

  • Darryl: What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.

  • Darryl: I wanna pick this up.

    Roman Bulkin: Get your black ass out of here.

    Darryl: You know what you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing. He has been told twice. Now, are you gonna get me what I came here for... or are going to have a problem?

    [shows him the batch]

    Roman Bulkin: Da.

  • [last lines]

    Darryl: Righteous.

  • David Abbott: Darryl!

    Darryl: Dude!

    David Abbott: Yeah.

    Darryl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the spirit's with you, isn't it? You can't bring that thing in here, what're you thinking, bro?

    David Abbott: Listen, man, you were right about her. She's alive.

    Darryl: Righteous.

    David Abbott: But she's in a coma and her family is gonna take her off of life support.

    Darryl: Not so righteous. So, what, are you guys socializing now?

    David Abbott: We've acclimated.

    Darryl: Yeah, I can tell. In fact, I'm sensing some intense feelings she has for you, bro.

    David Abbott: Really?

    Elizabeth Masterson: No I don't!

    Darryl: Ooh, MAJOR red aura, SOMEBODY's embarrassed.

  • Darryl: You've got to let her go man

    David Abbott: How can I when she won't leave?

    Darryl: Not your spirit girl...

  • Darryl: Can't you feel that, man? There's like this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.

  • Darryl: Yo, do you have like a diet anything? I'm like 99.9% parched here. Could really use a CO-la.

  • Darryl: Wow, major red aura. Somebody's embarrassed!

  • Darryl: [after almost getting hit by a truck] It ain't worth it, let me out...

  • Pops: [after seeing Calvin on the phone and having him at gunpoint] He was using the phone!

    Darryl: What is wrong with you, man? You look crazy! You're holding a shotgun, wearing some bright red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack!

  • Darryl: Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.

    Brad: You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each others hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?

    Darryl: I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.

    Brad: Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?

  • Darryl: They killed my baby. He got involved with that whole east coast-west coast thing, and being that he is so Chicago they BOTH banged on him!

  • Darryl: AH! PISS ON ME! I'M ON FIRE!

  • Darryl: [outburst] Would you all just cut this shit?

    [talks sarcastically to certain students]

    Darryl: You, you better fix that damn watch. And you rich girl, we know you have money. Put that damn diamond away. And you British guy, if you are going to live in this country you better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. You smell like hot garbage.

  • Darryl: Doctor, three thousand dollars? I'll be your little outbreak monkey...

  • Darryl: [Runs naked into a clothing store] I got an interview across the street in ten minutes and I just got robbed. That's why I'm sitting in your store assed out. Look, look at me.

  • Darryl: Good afternoon freshmen, freshwomen, and people of freshness.

  • Scott: Witherspoon. Rushing as a senior, I see.

    Darryl: Hey, just trying to join the frat.

    Scott: Right on, have a seat. By the way, it's fraternity, not frat. You wouldn't call your country a...

    Darryl: Whoa! Not since the Bush years.

  • Darryl: Oh, I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.

  • Darryl: Yo sir! Yo! Difference of opinion here.

    Economics Professor: Uh, Darryl. And we can do without the yo-ing.

    Darryl: What he's saying is let's help people by firing them. Now this seems to me, ebonically speaking, wack.

    Scott: Perhaps Darryl does have a special insight into the blue-collar or, should I say, hairnet mentality.

  • Darryl: You can ram the inside of my crack!

  • Darryl: Can't you just rape me for a bit?

    Roy: Darryl, rape, by its very definition, cannot be requested!

  • Darryl: Hey Roy, because I saved your life earlier, I was wondering if you'd put me on the cricket team next year?

    Roy: Are you fucking kidding me? No one's getting on that team unless somebody dies first.

    Darryl: So, just one person's gotta die?

    [cocks shotgun, smiles]

    Darryl: Easy, I thought I was gonna have to go to training or something!

    [off Roy's look]

    Darryl: What, you should've seen the 6's I was hitting with Joel before!

    Joel: Are you out of your skull, Darryl? You have the coordination of a stillborn giraffe!

  • Emma: Darryl, what's your plan?

    Darryl: What do you mean, like, career plans? I think I'm gonna be a judge.

  • Roy: They made it! They're in the rover!

    Darryl: Yes! Hopefully no one else has to die. Especially not me!

  • Darryl: James be running smack, Corky. He an H boy, it ain't our problem.

    Corky: Nigger cut into my part, know that shit is mine, then turn around and sell it without cutting me in? That shit is my problem! We gonna pay my problem a visit and solve it.

  • [playing cards, Corky turns to talk to Fresh, Darryl draws a card]

    Corky: What the fuck are you doing?

    Darryl: I was picking up.

    Corky: Don't do shit behind my back. Why the fuck you gonna be doing that?

    Darryl: Corky man, it was my turn, man, we just playing, it's just me, baby.

    Corky: I don't give a fuck who you is, be my mother, motherfucker, I don't play that shit!

    Darryl: Sorry, alright?

    Corky: Yeah, yeah, you be sorry. You do that shit, just do it in front of my face.

    [pause]

    Corky: Now, am I free to finish my little transaction here without every nigger be doing some shit behind my back?

  • Darryl: What is it with you guys and food?

    Richard: Addicts are compulsive.

  • Darryl: Thank you. And thanks for my chip. And thanks for not smoking.

  • Darryl: That was a ninety thousand dollar phone call, man. Ninety thousand dollars! 90 grand, man. That's the Stock Market, babe, and it doesn't give a fuck if I'm in a hospital or not! Hey, the American Stock Market really doesn't care if some asshole who makes three hundred dollars a weeks says I can't use the fuckin' phone. I'm close, right Craig. Like three-ten, maybe three-fifteen. That's about it, isn't it Craigy. Yeah, oh boy, big three-oh-seven a week. Boy, you gotta allocate that motherfucker, don'tcha. What's that, a little Lean Cuisine, maybe some pork and beans - Hey, why don'tcha get yourself another pair of those plastic shoes! Fine, you want me outta here - I'm fuckin' outta here. I'm gone, motherfucker - look at this back!

  • Darryl: Family's a messy business. Ain't nothing thicker than blood.

  • Darryl: I'm really excited to be a part of OLD 37. I love the script and the characters. It's going to be great to work with my old friend Kane Hodder. We're convention buddies as well as having worked on several projects together like Fallen Angels and The Devil's Rejects. I think our personal relationship will play well as the two psychotic brothers slaughtering people in the OLD 37 ambulance. I'm also looking forward to being on Long Island.

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