Darrin Hill Quotes in The Fighting Temptations (2003)

Darrin Hill: Your act is terrific.

Lilly: Yours needs a lot of work.

Darrin Hill: Booty is in the eye of the beholder

Lucius: No, booty gonna be in my hand.

Lucius: Check it out now, you see, now your Louisiana booty, it gets its renowned buoyancy from its heavy seafood diet, while your Alabama booty, it's characterized by its density. You're talking about a quarter-bouncing ping. And as for your Mississippi booty, it's been an ongoing debate, but consensus say that the Indian genetic contribution gives us its beautiful tone. And as for your Georgia booty, it's been known for ages that the Georgia sun bakes and seals all the booty juices into a slow roast.

Darrin Hill: I see I'm dealing with a connoisseur.

Lucius: Oh yeah, for sure. A booty connoisseur.

Lilly: You really don't remember me?

Darrin Hill: You're that Lily?

Lilly: Yeah, you always used to ask me to be your girlfriend. But I was bound and determined to be Mrs. Michael Jackson

Darrin Hill: How's that working out for you?

Lilly: It turns out, I'm not his type.

[last lines]

Darrin Hill: And if Lilly will have me, I can finally say that I kept my promise.

[Lilly, visibly surprised, contains her joy as the audience goes "awww"]

Darrin Hill: [Lilly embraces Darrin, accepting his proposal]