Darren Shan Quotes in Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

Darren Shan: [From Trailer] So do I turn into a bat

Larten Crepsley: NO. That is Bullshit.

Evra the Snake Boy: [Embarrassed after shaking Darren's hand and leaving some skin behind] Sorry about that, shedding. Itches like crazy.

Darren Shan: [slightly disturbed] ... right...

Evra the Snake Boy: [scratches head sheepishly] Better go wash that, before you get pink eye...

Mr. Tall: [Whisper kind of voice] Are you boys 21? Are you 21?... Say yes!

Darren Shan: Yeah.

Steve: Yes.

Mr. Tall: [Same whisper voice] Good, you don't have a tendency towards panic, sudden cardiac arrest, or crippling anxiety do you?... Say no!

Darren Shan: No.

Steve: Nope.

[shakes head]

Mr. Tall: Good, go right in, the show is about to start.

Larten Crepsley: [after Darren enters his room and turns on the light] Nice room. Some excellent reading material you have here. Thought this was on the internet now.

Darren Shan: Mine's blocked.

Larten Crepsley: I don't want you leaving camp anymore.

Darren Shan: Why not?

Larten Crepsley: Because I said so.

Darren Shan: You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do.

Larten Crepsley: [vampire pimp slap]

Larten Crepsley: [From Trailer] So do I turn into a bat

Darren Shan: No. That is Bullshit.

Darren Shan: [In Murlaugh's bag with muffled voice] Ow, where are we going?

Darren Shan: He said something about, uh, souls and, uh, destiny. And he knew where I lived.

Larten Crepsley: Looks like you're in deep shit, my larcenous friend.

Darren Shan: I hate you!

Steve: I hate you!