Darren Shan Quotes in Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Darren Shan Quotes:
Darren Shan: [From Trailer] So do I turn into a bat
Larten Crepsley: NO. That is Bullshit.
Evra the Snake Boy: [Embarrassed after shaking Darren's hand and leaving some skin behind] Sorry about that, shedding. Itches like crazy.
Darren Shan: [slightly disturbed] ... right...
Evra the Snake Boy: [scratches head sheepishly] Better go wash that, before you get pink eye...
Mr. Tall: [Whisper kind of voice] Are you boys 21? Are you 21?... Say yes!
Darren Shan: Yeah.
Mr. Tall: [Same whisper voice] Good, you don't have a tendency towards panic, sudden cardiac arrest, or crippling anxiety do you?... Say no!
Darren Shan: No.
Mr. Tall: Good, go right in, the show is about to start.
Larten Crepsley: [after Darren enters his room and turns on the light] Nice room. Some excellent reading material you have here. Thought this was on the internet now.
Darren Shan: Mine's blocked.
Larten Crepsley: I don't want you leaving camp anymore.
Darren Shan: Why not?
Larten Crepsley: Because I said so.
Darren Shan: You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do.
Larten Crepsley: [vampire pimp slap]
Larten Crepsley: [From Trailer] So do I turn into a bat
Darren Shan: No. That is Bullshit.
Darren Shan: [In Murlaugh's bag with muffled voice] Ow, where are we going?
Darren Shan: He said something about, uh, souls and, uh, destiny. And he knew where I lived.
Larten Crepsley: Looks like you're in deep shit, my larcenous friend.
Darren Shan: I hate you!
Steve: I hate you!
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