Darla Quotes in Finding Nemo (2003)

Darla: [Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off; singing loudly] Twinkle twinkle little star!

Peach: [slowly falling off the glass] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

[shaking Nemo's bag]

Darla: WHY... ARE... YOU... SLEEPING?

Darla: I'm a piranha! They live in the Amazon!

Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!

Darla: [taps at the fish tank] Twinkle twinkle little star!

Peach: [starts falling off fish tank window] Find happy place, find happy place!

Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Darla: Lick me, all of you.

Darla: What did she say? Like, what did she call me?

Shavonne Wright: Nothing!

Darla: Oh, come on, "nothing", I know you're lying when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch.

Simone: Come on, we know they talk about us, just tell us.

Shavonne Wright: You swear you're not gonna get mad?

Simone: I'm not gonna get mad, I'm just curious.

Darla: I'm not gonna get mad, I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks.

Shavonne Wright: OK, she called you a bitch and you a slut.

Simone: A slut? She called me a slut? Oh my god, what a bitch.

Shavonne Wright: [laughing] Simone, everybody calls you a slut.

Darla: Oh, shit!

Simone: Shavonne! That bitch, I'm gonna kick her ass!

Shavonne Wright: I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad?

Simone: I'm not mad.

Darla: Air raid or it's your ass.

Tony: Don't do it Sabrina

Darla: [drunk] Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell

[laughs and walks off]

Darla: LICK ME! All of you!

Darla: Ok girlies. It's really hot out here and I'm really sick of looking at you.

[singing]

Tammy: Are you scared we're on live?

Tracy Turnblad: No, I'm sure I can cope.

Amber Von Tussle: Well, this show isn't broadacst in...

Tammy, Amber Von Tussle, Shelley, Noreen, Doreen, Vicki, Darla, Becky: [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!

Velma Von Tussle: I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.

Darla: Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me

Alfalfa: I'm not ashamed of you I'm proud of you... I just don't want anyone to see you.

Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it's a sneaker!

Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here!

Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.

Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves!

Darla: Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!

Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

Darla: That explains why you're so refined!

Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

Clark: We're married!

Chris: Married?

Samantha James: MARRIED!

Darla: We have a son, his name is TJ!

Samantha James: TJ!

Darla: [seductively] I'm a naughty little schoolgirl...

Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.

Darla: I need to be punished. I cheated in class. Don't you want to be my school teacher?

Barry: I'm really not qualified I work for the IRS.

Darla: [winks] Not tonight...

Barry: No, all the time. I work...

Darla: Ok, ok! You work for the IRS and I have been very, very bad. I haven't paid my taxes and I need to be spanked, NOW!

Barry: Well, that's really not the way it works, you probably just have to pay the difference, plus interest...

Darla: I'm a naughty schoolgirl!

Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.

Darla: You see, I can't leave. He's got this implant in my head and all he has to do is hit a button and BOOM! Just, BOOM!

Jenny: [laughing] There's nothing in your head, lady.

W.E.: Girl, you just said a mouthful.

Vilmer: Are we having a party or what? Here we go!

[pours gasoline on Heather]

Jenny: No, you can't do that! She has nothing to do with this!

[lights match]

Vilmer: Fire in the hole!

[lights Heather on fire, Jenny screams]

Vilmer: BURN! BURN! BURN! BUUUUURN! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

[Darla puts her out with a fire extinguisher]

Darla: Now why'd you have to do that? You know I can never get this smell outta my clothes.

Bud's Pizza Attendant: Uh, Miss, I think there's something in your trunk...

Darla: Oh that's just somebody I got tied up back there.

Darla: [talking about her breasts] Phony as 3-dollar bills. Changed my life though.

Darla: It's just local boys trying to give you a little scare, that's all.

Darla: Hey! We see you you old fart!

Darla: That man is so horny not even the crack of dawn is safe.

[after finding Edith's body]

Tara: Look at that! A puncture in her jugular vein.

Darla: A vampire!

Tara: No, there's only one hole.

Darla: He could've lost a tooth. Maybe it's an old vampire.