Darko Quotes in Charlie Countryman (2013)

Darko: [Angry at Karl for misspelling his name] My name is Darko. Darko.

[Brings out a pen]

Darko: And maybe if I put this pen right into your asshole, then write my name inside, you will remember?

Darko: [Luc chuckles nervously] Something is funny?

Luc: [Looks at everyone, very nervously] Yeah. What you just said with the pen-in-the-asshole thing. I mean you can't actually write inside someone's asshole.

Karl: It wouldn't actually help me remember.

Luc: How can you read inside your own asshole?

Karl: You wouldn't be able to read it.