Daredelvis Quotes in Dudes (1987)

Daredelvis: So, what's y'all fellas' line of work?

Grant: Survival.

Daredelvis: Oh, well that's the slowest form of suicide.

[hands Grant his business card]

Daredelvis: Well, look, man, if I can ever be of any help...

Grant: [reading] Dared-delvis...? Horse trader, snake charmer, marriage counselor, divorce lawyer, musician, poker player, stunt driver, dowser, clairvoyant, actor, poet.

Daredelvis: Yeah, man, but my real bread and butter's the Bullfightin' scene. You really oughta' catch my act sometime - it's going nowhere but up!

Grant: Is there anything you don't do?

Daredelvis: Not a damned thing.