Daphne Wilder Quotes in Because I Said So (2007)

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Daphne Wilder Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    Daphne Wilder: God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.

    Maggie: What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you

  • [from trailer]

    Daphne Wilder: What are you gonna do with your hair? Maybe you oughta button these buttons, you look like you're asking for it.

    Milly: I am asking for it!

  • Milly: [on the phone with her mother and sisters talking about the guy she's with] Only... I think he might have a hot-dog with a bun.

    Daphne Wilder: [not getting it] Are you having a picnic?

  • [from trailer]

    [interviewing men for Milly]

    Daphne Wilder: I say marriage, you say...

    Transvestite: Vera Wang.

  • [from trailer]

    Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?

    Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?

    Maggie: There just kinda depressing.

    Milly: Mom for your 60th birthday we'll buy you something beautiful, something that grandma Moses would not wear.

  • Maggie: [discussing sex] I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking.

    Daphne Wilder: What? Three times? Is that... is that normal?

    Mae: Oh, come on, we all know I hold the record in this family.

    [holds up seven fingers, Milly Smirks]

    Daphne Wilder: Milly, honey, why are you so quiet?

    Mae: [Coyly] 'Cause she's doing the oompa-loompa with two guys, mom.

  • Daphne Wilder: Well, who would you choose for my daughter?

    Johnny: Me.

    Daphne Wilder: What? No way!

    Johnny: Why not?

    Daphne Wilder: Oh, please. I am not setting my daughter up with an attractive, charming musician who will just break her heart.

    Johnny: Wow. I love being reduced to a cultural cliche.

  • Daphne Wilder: [after hearing Jason kind of propose to Milly] Did he just propose? Because I think he just proposed.

    Maggie: I think he did, but the question is to who?

    Daphne Wilder: Maggie quit being a kill joy.

  • Daphne Wilder: Because I said so!

  • Daphne Wilder: Cooper is in heat.

    Maggie: Mom, Cooper is a boy.

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