Daphne Wilder Quotes in Because I Said So (2007)
Daphne Wilder Quotes:
Daphne Wilder: God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.
Maggie: What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you
Daphne Wilder: What are you gonna do with your hair? Maybe you oughta button these buttons, you look like you're asking for it.
Milly: I am asking for it!
Milly: [on the phone with her mother and sisters talking about the guy she's with] Only... I think he might have a hot-dog with a bun.
Daphne Wilder: [not getting it] Are you having a picnic?
[interviewing men for Milly]
Daphne Wilder: I say marriage, you say...
Transvestite: Vera Wang.
Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?
Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?
Maggie: There just kinda depressing.
Milly: Mom for your 60th birthday we'll buy you something beautiful, something that grandma Moses would not wear.
Maggie: [discussing sex] I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking.
Daphne Wilder: What? Three times? Is that... is that normal?
Mae: Oh, come on, we all know I hold the record in this family.
[holds up seven fingers, Milly Smirks]
Daphne Wilder: Milly, honey, why are you so quiet?
Mae: [Coyly] 'Cause she's doing the oompa-loompa with two guys, mom.
Daphne Wilder: Well, who would you choose for my daughter?
Daphne Wilder: What? No way!
Johnny: Why not?
Daphne Wilder: Oh, please. I am not setting my daughter up with an attractive, charming musician who will just break her heart.
Johnny: Wow. I love being reduced to a cultural cliche.
Daphne Wilder: [after hearing Jason kind of propose to Milly] Did he just propose? Because I think he just proposed.
Maggie: I think he did, but the question is to who?
Daphne Wilder: Maggie quit being a kill joy.
Daphne Wilder: Because I said so!
Daphne Wilder: Cooper is in heat.
Maggie: Mom, Cooper is a boy.
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