Daphne Quotes in Rollerball (1975)
Daphne Quotes:
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Daphne: Hi. I'm Daphne.
Jonathan E.: Yeah, that figures.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I found this tunic. Is it alright?
Jonathan E.: Its the uniform of the house
-- Daphne -
Daphne: What sort of a pill did you give me?
Jonathan E.: Pure aphrodisiac, Daph. Enjoy yourself, dear.
Daphne: Can't we finish up there and go home?
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Listen, Jonathan, I really want to go with you. I do, really. You'll need me.
Jonathan E.: Get yourself another assignment, will ya, Daph.
Daphne: Everybody is an assignment. Life's an assignment!
-- Daphne -
Daphne: You better do as you're told, Jonathan. That's all I have to say.
Jonathan E.: Are you threatening me?
-- Daphne -
Daphne: What did the barmaid say?
Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."
Daphne: About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?
-- Daphne -
Daphne: You raised our dinner from the dead!
-- Daphne -
Flynn the Fine: What is that heavenly music?
Priestess: The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess.
Leo: [voice-over] I seduce the priestess!
Lodge: [voice-over] She's taken a vow of celibacy!
Leo: [voice-over] Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!
Flynn the Fine: [to priestess] Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin?
[rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room]
Daphne: [to Hierophant] Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.
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Luster (male): You know, you're unlike any other woman I've ever met.
Daphne: Right back at ya.
Luster (male): So fast, so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk. A man could lose himself in those eyes.
Daphne: A *man* could, yes, but apparently I must remind you that you're a woman.
Luster: [pause] ... of course I am. I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little girl-on-girl ac...
Daphne: [grabs Luster's arm and puts it in a hold] You don't *really* want to finish that thought, do you?
Luster: I'll take that as a 'no.'
Daphne: Good girl.
-- Daphne -
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit!
Shaggy: NO!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die.
-- Daphne -
Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
[Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face]
Velma: My glasses. Where's my glasses?
Daphne: Who's helpless now?
-- Daphne -
Voodoo Maestro: Whatever you do, don't go into that spooky island castle.
[points to castle]
Daphne: AH-HA, you want me to go into that castle!
Voodoo Maestro: Didn't you hear what I just said?
Daphne: But you're scary and you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said so you told me not to go up to that castle so I would go up to that castle where you've set a trap to capture me.
[thinks for a second]
Daphne: Unless... unless you knew I'd figure it out so you told me not to go up to that castle so I would think that you wanted me to go so I wouldn't go just like you didnt want me to... I'll find out what your hiding in that castle. You'll see.
[Daphne walks away]
Voodoo Maestro: [to himself] What in the world...?
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[Deleted scene]
Daphne: [Chained up to a giant stone] you snuck up on me you jerk,let me out.
Daphne: [giant mechanical arm head towards her] This can't be good. No,no,no
[arm enters her body]
Daphne: no,
[arm pulling out her protoplasm]
Daphne: NO!
Daphne: [Protoplasm form] hey,give me back my spirit thingy. This is so uncool, and you're messing up my hair.
Zarkos: [laughs]
Daphne: [to Zarkos] You're a jerk, capital J E R
[enters protoplasm vat]
-- Daphne -
Scrappy Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!
Scooby Doo: Hey!
Scrappy Doo: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me! Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em.
Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghosts!
Scrappy Doo: Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power!
[Urinates on Daphne]
Scrappy Doo: Ta-da!
Daphne: Oh, God! He's peeing on me!
-- Daphne -
Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
[laughs]
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Now, who's the damsel in distress?
Zarkos: Me?
Daphne: Straight up.
-- Daphne -
Zarkos: [Holding Daphne over his back] Captured again, señorita.
[laughs]
Daphne: [grunting] Not this time!
[Bites Zarkos's hand]
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Those creatures are taking over the world? That is so mean.
-- Daphne -
[Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]
Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.
Shaggy: Like how?
Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.
Shaggy: Sorry.
[releases Daphne's protoplasm]
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I've got this. I've got this.
[Door closes]
Daphne: I don't got this.
-- Daphne -
Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.
-- Daphne -
[Talking to Fred and Velma]
Daphne: I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy.
[shouts to Voodoo Maestro]
Daphne: Hey you! What are you doin'?
Velma: Yes, that is masterful.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students.
Voodoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue for you: Purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!
-- Daphne -
Shaggy: [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.
Daphne: And why not?
Shaggy: Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [in Fred's body] Fred keeps touching me.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I've got a major wedgie.
-- Daphne -
Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [to shaggy and scooby] We're here to solve a mystery.
-- Daphne -
Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Daphne: You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
Mondavarious: Well done.
-- Daphne -
Zarkos: [while grabbing Daphne and throwing her on his knee] Ah Ha! Damsel in Distress!
Daphne: Let go of me! Help!
-- Daphne -
Shaggy: We're gonna die!
Daphne: Think positive!
Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!
-- Daphne -
[after releasing herself and friends from the trap using make-up accessories]
Daphne: I enjoy being a girl.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean *not fat*. Definitely *not fat*. Is this sort of you're looking for?
Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?
-- Daphne -
Fred: I'm affraid. I'm a wimp, huh?
Daphne: That doesn't make you a wimp. Makes you human.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Where is it?
Velma: [mumbling] I gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.
Fred: Ha, that's funny. It sounded like you said you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Freddy, are you okay? Wanna talk?
Fred: Talkin's for wimps.
[Fred gets out of the mystery machine]
Fred: It's time for action.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
Shaggy: Huh?
Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [after thinking of a clever retort to some jeering kids] Hey! Shut up!
-- Daphne -
Daphne: They're cheering for us again.
Fred: I always thought that was the best thing in the world. I guess I found something a bit better.
-- Daphne -
Heather: It's my job to unmask those who pretend to be who they're not.
Daphne: Unmask those? You sound like...
Heather: Sound like who?
Daphne: The Evil-Masked Guy. But you knew that. Because just as you know I'm standing here you know that I know who you know you are, which is him who's a her which is you.
Heather: Oh. Now I see what you're doing for the gang. You're in charge of incoherent bubbling.
Evil Masked Figure: Mystery Incorporated, once again you have proven useless before my power. Because of you soon Coolsville will be mine
Heather: darn it! thanks alot, the scoop of the night gone. can't you do anything right
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Everyone has flaws. You just have to make sure the other person doesn't see them.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Nonsense! You don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!
Paul: But it doesn't hurt...
[Paul gets down on one knee in front of Viola]
Paul: Viola Hastings it would be my pleasure to escort you.
-- Daphne -
Viola: SEBASTIAN!
Daphne: Were you just talking with your brother?
Viola: No. Yes. On the phone. He's at dad's. BYE DAD.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [after hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin] But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.
Viola: Then why don't you date him mom?
Daphne: [pauses to fantasize and giggles] oh no... I couldn't.
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Viola: [Viola's mom shows her a dress] Echh. No. Sorry, Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy.
Daphne: Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: You did all this to play soccer?
-- Daphne -
Daphne: So Monique's getting you all excited about being a debutant, huh?
Viola: Thuper duper exthited! Have a good carnival!
-- Daphne -
Osgood: I am Osgood Fielding the third.
Daphne: I'm Cinderella the second.
-- Daphne -
Joe - 'Josephine': [grabbing Daphne by the collar] Daphne?
Daphne: Well, I never did like the name Geraldine.
-- Daphne -
Osgood: [referring to his mother] Right now, she thinks I'm out there on my yacht - deep sea fishing!
Daphne: Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding, you're barking up the wrong fish!
-- Daphne -
Osgood: You must be quite a girl.
Daphne: Wanna bet?
-- Daphne -
Sugar: [pouring bourbon into paper cup] Turn the lights on.
Daphne: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Sugar: But I might spill some.
Daphne: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party.
Sugar: What's the surprise?
Daphne: Not yet.
Sugar: When?
Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.
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[Jerry sees Joe impersonating a wealthy yachtsman to flirt with Sugar]
Sugar: [to Joe] This is my friend Daphne, she's a Vassar girl.
Daphne: I'm a what?
Sugar: Or was it Bryn Mawr?
Junior: [firmly to Jerry] I heard a very sad story about a girl that went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate... and they found her strangled with her own brazier!
Daphne: Yes, we've got to be very careful who we choose for a roommate.
-- Daphne -
Osgood: You know, I've always been *fascinated* by show business.
Daphne: Is that so?
Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows?
Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne: You're not sure?
Osgood: Mama is keeping score.
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Daphne: [after meeting the all-girl band they'll be traveling with] How about that talent, huh? It's like falling into a tub of butter.
Joe: Watch it, Daphne!
Daphne: When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream. I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls, and mocha eclairs, and sponge cake and Boston cream pie...
Joe: Look, Stoop...
Daphne: And cherry tart...
Joe: Stoop, listen to me! No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet!
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [in the berth, with the lady band members passing food around and a corkscrew's been brought] Girls, keep it down! You'll wake up the neighbours downstairs, now Josephine... WATCH THAT CORKSCREW!
-- Daphne -
Sweet Sue: Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?
Joe: Yes, we're the new girls.
Daphne: Brand new!
-- Daphne -
Beinstock: [as Daphne falls up the train steps] . Whoops-a-daisy!
[smacks his bottom]
Daphne: Fresh!
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [after meeting the dipsomaniac Sugar] How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I think they passed out.
Fred: Great. What do we do with them now?
Shaggy: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice.
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Fred: [Jay and Silent Bob have hitched a ride with The Mystery Machine] Great now we solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are
Velma: I don't think they are masks
Daphne: And I don't think they're hitchhiking girls either
Velma: Ghouls you fuckin' moron. Not girls
Shaggy: The only real mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief
Fred: [Grabs Shaggy by the collar] Keep it up beatnik. I'll feed you to the fucking dog.
Daphne: [yells] I can't take all this fighting
Jay: Yo! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down.
[He pulls out a bag of marijuana joints]
Jay: We call 'em doobie snacks
-- Daphne -
Jay: Zoinks, yo.
Fred: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are!
Velma: I don't think they are masks.
Daphne: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either.
Velma: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls.
Fred: Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve!
Shaggy: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief!
Fred: Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog!
Daphne: I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS FIGHTING!
Jay: YO! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... DOOBIE SNACKS!
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Daphne: Oh, my God!
Sandy: What?
Daphne: You have a thing for the nanny!
-- Daphne -
Daphne: Nice ass, coffee boy!
-- Daphne -
Sensei Dana: A husband who has wronged you, who has *cheated* and *lied* to you, or you, or you
[points finger at an student]
Sensei Dana: or you.
Daphne: I'm a lesbian.
Sensei Dana: See me after class.
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[Daphne and Rocks are starting at each other]
Julie Ubriacco: Look! They like each other!
James: [to Mollie] See honey, they like each other.
Daphne: Mongrel.
Rocks: Bitch.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: What's your name?
Rocks: They call me No.
Daphne: Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad. There must be something else, what're they always calling you?
Rocks: Well there is that rocks thing.
Daphne: Rocks, that's it!
-- Daphne -
Daphne: I hate this haircut, my butt is freezing!
Rocks: Ha ha, cute butt.
-- Daphne -
[Rocks and Daphne are staring at each other]
Julie Ubriacco: Look, they like each other.
Daphne: Mongrel.
Rocks: Bitch.
James: [to Mollie] See, honey. They like each other.
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Jim: So what do you do, Luke?
Luke: I fall in love with women who then shit on me from a great height.
Daphne: You shouldn't put them on a pedestal.
-- Daphne -
Daphne: [snarling at prisoner] I don't play "good cop, bad cop" - requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop." Now behave!
-- Daphne -
Travis: It's okay, George. I still respect you.
Daphne: Yeah, I respect you too, George. Ya know, I'd let you dig around in my chest. Of course not today, but...
-- Daphne -
George Hartman: The ball sack is life.
Daphne: The ball sack is life.
Travis: The ball sack is life.
-- Daphne -
Mamie: Is your names Mamie?
Daphne, Vanderbilt: No.
Mamie: Get back in the kitchen!
[later]
Mamie: Is your names Miss Linda?
Daphne, Vanderbilt: No.
-- Daphne
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