Danny Wright Quotes in The Matador (2005)

Julian Noble: The margaritas always taste better in Mexico.

Danny Wright: They certainly do.

Julian Noble: Margaritas and cock.

Danny Wright: [discussing possible escape routes] That door over there, if it weren't locked.

Julian Noble: A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs so locked together I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a quaalude later, I was at an all you can eat buffet. Every lock can be broken. It's just a matter of will and whether it's worth it.

Julian Noble: Now, escape routes.

Danny Wright: Escape routes?

Julian Noble: Well you don't want to get caught right?

Danny Wright: Oh, right.

Julian Noble: Don't get caught. It sucks.

Danny Wright: [after just learning Julian lied about having a wife] I mean, what else is a lie?

Bean: Are you even an assassin?

[trying to convince Danny to help him on a hit]

Julian Noble: Come on! It'll be a good time!

Danny Wright: Oh, so now killing people is a good time?

Julian Noble: ...Can be.

[a tree crashes through the kitchen as Danny and Bean make love on the table]

Danny Wright: Still horny?

Julian Noble: An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold. It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball.

Danny Wright: Please tell me you know you mixed two sports in a metaphor.

Julian Noble: Huh? Yeah, I can't do that.

Danny Wright: My luck... My luck has been so bad. If we don't get this job I don't know what I'll do. I think you're right - I'm afraid I might lose Bean.