Danny Doyle Quotes in Poolhall Junkies (2002)

Harmonica player: Y'know, you were really good tonight kid.

Danny Doyle: Yeah, too bad nobody will ever know.

Max: [in the diner] Man that chick has got body karate.

Tara: Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.

Max: Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus their safe.

Chris: Woe woe woe, safer?

Max: Yah! But Da you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.

Danny Doyle: Where do you get this shit?

Max: It's common knowledge