Daniella Riva Quotes in Hot Pursuit (2015)

Daniella Riva: What is that white thing?

Cooper: Oh, that's my underwear.

Daniella Riva: That's no underwear. That's a diaper!

Cooper: I like a lot of coverage.

Cooper: Mrs. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. You must have not seen me.

Daniella Riva: Oh, I saw you. I was trying to hit your flat ass.

Cooper: Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer.

Daniella Riva: Oh please! Look at you! You are teeny tiny! You look like a little dog that I can put in my purse.

Cooper: I can assure you, ma'am, that I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.

Cooper: You don't have to like me but I'm your best chance at surviving... What the heck is that?

Daniella Riva: Philippe must have put baking powder in the car.

Cooper: How much baking powder?

Daniella Riva: I don't know, maybe like 42 kilos.

Trucker: Hey, are y'all okay? I took that turn way too fast. What the heck is this white stuff?

Cooper, Daniella Riva: Baking powder.

Cooper: We're bakers, muffins, toast, cakes.

Trucker: I should call the police.

Cooper: No, I am the mother f'in police. Don't you see? There's no major damage here. You're free to go.

Trucker: But I destroyed your car.

News Reporter: Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.

Cooper: Oh, come on!

News Reporter: The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.

Daniella Riva: 45? My madre!...

News Reporter: Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.

Cooper: I am five-foot, two.

News Reporter: Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.

Cooper: You're in danger, ma'am, but everything's going to be fine.

Daniella Riva: What about my husband?

Cooper: Everything but your husband's going to be fine.

Daniella Riva: [hysterically] Ahhhhhh!

Cooper: We have to get out of this car right now or they're going to kill us both. Follow me... Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.

Police Officer: Can't she just hold it?

Daniella Riva: No, you see, once a month it sheds its lining.

Cooper: It sheds!

Daniella Riva: So that the eggs descend into the...

Detective Hauser: Oh my God!

Cooper: [in Spanish] I can't wait to see you behind bars.

Daniella Riva: Do you speak Spanish?

Cooper: [in Spanish] Shut your mouth.

Daniella Riva: [in Spanish] You tiny little whitey.

Cooper: [in Spanish] Your big, fat mouth.

Daniella Riva: [in Spanish] Birdbrain.