Daniel Lugo Quotes in Pain & Gain (2013)

[from trailer]

Daniel Lugo: [to a little boy] Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!

Daniel Lugo: I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts. It's sickening. It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic.

Daniel Lugo: Life's gonna give me another set. I know it will.

[from trailer]

Daniel Lugo: My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work...

[from trailer]

Victor Kershaw: I'm a self-made man. I've made a lot of money!

Daniel Lugo: Why don't you spend some of it on salads?

Victor Kershaw: You know who invented salads? Poor people!

Daniel Lugo: In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We're so much better when we wing it.

[from trailer]

Paul Doyle: You said no violence!

Daniel Lugo: And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God...

Paul Doyle: I can NOT kill!

Daniel Lugo: Duly noted! Look, I promise when this is over, we'll all go camping, OK?

Paul Doyle: OK...

Daniel Lugo: If you're willing to do the work, you can have anything. That's what makes the U.S. of A great. When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That's pretty rad.

Daniel Lugo: Sometimes God just fucks up your order and you gotta chow down on that shitty shame sandwich.

[first lines]

Daniel Lugo: [groaning and grunting out his situps] I'm hot! I'm big!

Daniel Lugo: [sees a squad of police cars] Fuck!

[from trailer]

Paul Doyle: We go through with this, nobody gets hurt right?

Daniel Lugo: No, man! We snatch him, we grab him, signs a few signature, we give him a protein shake! He dunnit even know what happened! I watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I'm doing!

[Doyle is in a warehouse full of sex toys]

Paul Doyle: [to Lugo over a walkie-talkie] Didn't you say your friend kept athletic supplies in his warehouse?

Daniel Lugo: Do we have to have this conversation now? Over. What's the issue?

Paul Doyle: I'm looking at a lot of homo-stuff right now, Patriot One.

[looks at a male blow-up doll]

Paul Doyle: A *lot*.

Daniel Lugo: [referring to electric chainsaws] Fucking Chinese crap!

Daniel Lugo: I put up with stuff that they don't have names for in civil society.

[from trailer]

Paul Doyle: You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things! That is so illegal!

Daniel Lugo: Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!