Danica Talos Quotes in Blade: Trinity (2004)

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!

Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?

[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]

Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!

[Jarko and Asher cough harder]

Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!

[pause where nothing happens]

Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.

[still nothing]

Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?

Danica Talos: [licking one of Hannibal's wounds] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel?

Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?

Danica Talos: And how about everyone here not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy.

Danica Talos: Okay King, where is this tracking node of yours?

Hannibal King: It's in my left ass cheek.

[Danica slaps King in the face]

Hannibal King: Fine. It's in my right ass cheek.

[Danica slaps King in the face again]

Hannibal King: Okay, I'm - okay, seriously now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo.

[Danica kicks King in the groin]

Hannibal King: Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself.

Danica Talos: Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's been planning?

Hannibal King: I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Danica Talos: You're brave, King. I'll give you that. But underneath all that swagger, I know what you really fear. What would hurt you more than anything else.

[reveals his old vampire glyph]

Danica Talos: You don't wanna go back to being one of us, do you?

[leans in]

Danica Talos: I'm gonna bite you again, King. And I'm gonna leave you here while you turn. I'm going to watch you, day after day, as the thirst keeps building and building. And then, when you can't stand it anymore...

[she raps her foot on the floor, leans closer to whisper in his ear, Dracula brings Zoe in]

Danica Talos: I'm gonna bring the little girl in here for you to feed on. Would you like that, King? Would you enjoy taking her life?

[she sits back in her chair. King sags]

Danica Talos: Now we're getting somewhere, my pet.

Danica Talos: The world's changed since your time. The humans have a new hunter... Blade.