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Dani Quotes:

  • Jorge: Why are you talking like that? We're ghosts, not retards.

    Dani: Finally, one can see us and he's stupid.

  • Modesto: Nobody says "dude" or "baloney" anymore.

    Dani: Oh, yeah? Do students still punch their teachers in the face?

    Modesto: That's as popular as ever, but let's calm down.

  • Allison: I like your costume, Dani.

    Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?

    [Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking]

    Dani: Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!

  • Max: What happened?

    Dani: [disgusted, readjusting her witch's hat] A virgin lit the candle.

  • Dani: [as they plan to go to the Snaderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!

    Max: Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.

    Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person.

    Max: Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?

    Dani: Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...

    [looks him straight in the eye]

    Dani: ... with tights or it's no deal.

    Max: [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.

  • Max: [Allison and Dani try attacking Billy] No, no! He's a good zombie.

    Dani: Hi Billy!

  • Dani: [to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!

  • Dani: Officer! Officer!

    Allison: Officer, we need your help.

    Cop: What's the problem?

    Dani: [to Max] Tell him.

    Allison: Go ahead.

    Max: [nervously] Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.

    Cop: [disapprovingly] You lit the Black Flamed Candle?

    Max: Yeah.

    Cop: Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.

    Dani: And he's a virgin.

    [the cop stares at them]

    Cop: [to Max] Come here.

    [Max comes closer to him]

    Cop: [whispers] Are you a virgin?

    Max: Yeah.

    Cop: Really?

    Max: Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?

  • Dani: You saved my life.

    Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.

    Dani: I love you, jerkface.

    Max: I love you, too.

  • Max: [suddenly startled by Dave in a vampire costume] Oh! Dad.

    Dave: It's not Dad. It's Dadcula.

    [see's Allison]

    Dave: Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be?

    [kisses Allison's hand]

    Max: Dad! Something terrible happened.

    Dave: [suddenly concerned] Dani? What's wrong? Wh

    Max: No, Dani's fine.

    Dave: [sighs] Good.

    [to Allison]

    Dave: Excuse me. Come here.

    [he leads Max away]

    Dani: [looks for Jenny, and finds her] Mom?

    [Jenny turns around in a Madonna costume]

    Dani: Mom?

    Jenny: Hmm?

    Dani: What are you supposed to be?

    Jenny: Madonna. Well, you know. Well, obviously. Don't ya think?

    Dave: Shoot, Max. Look, whatever it is, just tell me.

    Dani: [to Jenny] Come here.

    Jenny: What?

    Dani: This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother's a virgin: he lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help.

    Jenny: How much candy have you had, honey?

    Dani: Mom, I haven't O.D.'d. I haven't even had a piece. They're real witches, they can fly, and they're gonna eat all the kids in Salem. They're real!

    Jenny: All right, let's just find your father.

  • Allison: Officer, this is not a prank!

    Dani: Really!

    Cop: Hey! I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this? Get out of here.

    Allison: [runs off in fear with Max, Dani, and Binx] Come on, Dani.

    Cop: And take that cat with you.

    [the cop laughs]

    Cop's Girlfriend: [comes out wearing a Halloween costume] What's so funny, Eddie?

    Cop: Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop.

    [his girlfriend laughs]

  • Dani: It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out.

  • Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun.

    Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.

    Dani: [Giggles] . You betcha.

  • [repeated line, usually when Max is about to do something bold but dumb]

    Dani: [gasping] Max, no!

  • Dani: [Winifred swooping down to take Dani] Max!

  • Dani: You know, Binx, I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.

  • Dani: I'm not going to have an argument about whether we're having a goddamn argument or not, right?

    Moe: That's the only kind of argument I know how to have.

  • Dani: I thought you lied about the twin sister.

  • Dani: I wanna know you.

    Court Foster: You do know me.

    Dani: I wanna know you more... I wanna know you all I can.

    Court Foster: What do you wanna know?

    Dani: I wanna know... your hopes.

    Court Foster: Well... I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out.

  • Dani: I want you to be the first boy I ever kiss.

    Court Foster: I thought you'd been kissed "so many times."

    [Long, awkward pause, then Court leans over and they kiss]

    Court Foster: How was that?

    Dani: Perfect.

  • Dani: I love you, Court.

    Court Foster: Don't! Don't love me now. When things are so mixed up.

  • Court Foster: You know you don't have to come along.

    Dani: Are you sure you can find your way, it's an awful big town.

    Court Foster: Are you always in the habit of going where you're not wanted or is this a new thing with you?

    Dani: Are you always this nice to people you just met or are you practicin' up to be a horse's butt?

  • Dani: Did'ja ever like somebody so much... that it almost made'ja sick?

  • Dani: I'm afraid nothing's ever gonna make sense again.

    Maureen Trant: Maybe life's not supposed to make sense. Danielle

    Dani: Doesn't that scare you?

    Maureen Trant: Yes.

  • Court Foster: Have you ever been kissed before?

    Dani: Sure. Lots of times.

    Court Foster: Yeah... I'll bet. Well you just almost got yourself more than kissed, little girl.

    Dani: I'm not a little girl.

    Court Foster: You are too Dani! You're a little girl and you don't know what you're doing.

  • Dani: When two people really care about each other, they try to understand things. Even when it's hard.

  • [first lines]

    Dani: I love Elvis so much.

    Maureen Trant: You love everybody so much.

    Dani: I do not.

    Maureen Trant: You do, too.

    Dani: No I don't.

    Maureen Trant: Okay, you don't.

    Dani: Well, I don't. Maureen, sometimes you make me feel like such a baby.

    Maureen Trant: You are a baby.

    Dani: I wish I could be just like you.

    Maureen Trant: Don't talk silly.

    Dani: It's not silly. You're the smartest girl in school, you're so pretty it hurts - the boys fall all over themselves when you walk down the street. And I'm just a lump.

  • Dani: What's wrong? Are you sick?

    Magda: I've got breast cancer.

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