Dan Edwards Quotes in Marriage on the Rocks (1965)

Dan Edwards: One of these days all these girls are going to show up at the same time and you are going to get shot.

Ernie Brewer: Oh but what a cuckoo firing squad.

Dan Edwards: Why don't you settle down and get married, find a nice girl.

Ernie Brewer: I did; but, you married her.

Dan Edwards: Oh, she just picked the better man.

Ernie Brewer: Yeah and you ought to be ashamed of yourself, eloping with an 18-year old kid and here I am in the twilight of my life, approaching middle age, a lonely bachelor. And what have I got?

Dan Edwards: Only the best collection of dames in the town.