Damon Quotes in Pokemon the Movie: White - Victini and Zekrom (2011)


Damon Quotes:

  • Damon: Ash, you can't give up! Because you were chosen by the dragon Pokemon!

    Ash Ketchum: Me give up? No way!

  • Damon: Fulfilling my mother's dream... How can that be wrong?

  • Damon: The time has come for the People of the Vale to reclaim it.

    Reshiram: Yes, for that is where the truth lies.

  • Damon: Craig and Day-Day.

    Day-Day: Ohh...

    Damon: Just the niggas I need to see.

    Craig Jones: Yo, yo... what's up O.G. Triple O.G... O.G. triple... triple O.G.?

    Day-Day: You got out last night?

    Damon: I haven't seen ya'll in about 12 years, nigga.

    Day-Day: I know, I was little...

    Damon: You're grown up now, though. Give a nigga a hug, dog.

    Day-Day: I'm about to go...

    [Craig grabs Day-Day and runs him into Damon]

    Damon: [Damnon grabs Day-Day] Yeah, man. It's cool, dog. It's cool. Come here. Yeah, right there.

    Damon: [Damon looks at Craig] Group hug, nigga!

    Day-Day: Come on, Craig!

    [Craig walks to Damon]

    Craig Jones: What's up, dog.

    Damon: What's up, nigga.

    Damon: It's good to be home. 'Cause in prison dog, hey... ain't nothing but the fellas, nigga.

    Day-Day: I heard.

  • Money Mike: [Damon splashes water on Money Mike] Did you pee on me?

    Damon: Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.

    Money Mike: I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.

    Damon: Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.

  • Money Mike: [while holding Damon's balls with a vice grips] Are you a music lover, Damon?

    Damon: Y... yes

    Money Mike: Well, have you ever heard of the nutcracker?

    [squeezes Damon's balls with the vice grips]

  • Damon: [while Money Mike has plyers on his testicles] ya know maybe we can get to know each other

    Money Mike: Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!

    [Squeezes plyers]

  • Damon: Got my shank in case shit jump off in this motherfucker.

  • Damon: [looking at Money Mike with crazed lust] Craig, introduce me to yo' friend.

  • Damon: Momma where you goin?

    Mrs. Pearly: Im goin to make my daily rounds

    Damon: Can you make me a sandwhich when you get back?

    Mrs. Pearly: Make your own damn sandwich!

  • Damon: Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.

  • Craig Jones: You ain't evictin' nobody, 'less you got a motherfuckin' army wit you.

    Mrs. Pearly: I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-ass. My son Damon home right now.

    Craig JonesDay-Day: DAMON?

    Craig Jones: [in narrative] I had a nightmare 'bout that fool last night.

    Damon: [flashes to dream; Damon walks into Craig and Day-Day's prison cell] Day-Day. Craig. Which one of you bitches is gonna wash my drawers tonight?

    Craig JonesDay-Day: [pointing to each other] That would be him.

    [Damon tosses his laundry on both of them]

    Day-Day: I wash on Sundays... anyway.

    Craig Jones: Starch or press?

    Damon: Starch, nigga!

  • Craig Jones: What you need to do is grab one of these fine females and get your boogie on.

    Damon: I don't wanna dance with none of these hos.

  • Damon: Who's that?

    Craig Jones: That's, uh... that's Donna.

    Damon: Who da nigga she with?

    Craig Jones: Oh, that's just Money Mike, little Lucky Charms, micro-mini pimp.

    Damon: Yeah, that nigga look magically delicious.

  • Erin: Suck my dick!

    Damon: She doesn't have a dick.

    Erin: Yes I do! And you can put your mouth on my penis!

  • Damon: Stop worrying. If even half of what you say is true, there's no way that the mother or the hospital or the queen of England can prove that the child's actually yours in the court of law.

    Frank Allen: I'm not worried about the court of law. I'm worried about the court of Susan.

  • Damon: Well now, Sheriff, it's nice to know that you're out here on patrol.

    Sheriff Calder: No, no, I'm not on patrol. Just lookin' for an ice cream cone, that's all.

  • Damon: You see, Fred, it isn't the size of a guy's IQ that matters. It's how he uses it.

  • Damon: Come on, wake up and face north twink. I'm an asshole, assholes don't have friends. But then I don't really care.

    Fred Tate: You don't?

    Damon: A reasonable man adapts himself to the world around him. An unreasonable man expects to the world to adapt *to* him. Therefor all progress is made by unreasonable men.

  • Jane: Damon? How many fingers?

    Damon: Orange.

  • Garth: Why don't you play magic digit?

    Damon: Hey Garth, check out this magic digit

    [flips Garth the bird]

  • Jane: [after he recovers consciousness] Damon, how many fingers?

    [She holds up three]

    Damon: Orange.

    Jane: You'll be fine.

  • Damon: Hey, we're going down to Parker's dorm. Hootie's gonna pierce his nose.

    Natalie: Hootie's a dog, Damon.

    Damon: That's no reason why he can't be hip.

  • Damon: I'll see you two in class tomorrow.

    Brenda: Unfortunately!

  • Damon: Are you sure you don't wanna think this over? Cos, I'm all about you, Natalie.

    Natalie: One black eye or two Damon. You decide.

    Damon: Fine. I'm gonna go take a piss.

  • [Damon has just sneaked up on Brenda and Natalie, proceeding to scare them half to death]

    Damon: Boo!

    Brenda: [In disgust] Is that what you do in your spare time, Damon? Just go around scaring people like a freak?

  • Damon: Uh, Sam...

    Samantha 'Sam': Hmm?

    Damon: I could definitely fall madly in bed with you.

  • Damon: [Handing Michael an old musket, and insisting that he take it with him] Well, take it.

    Michael, the Driver: No, those things scare me.

    Damon: Scare you? We had target practice every day when we were training for Viet Nam.

    Michael, the Driver: [Scoffs] We were in the sixth grade and we shot Red Ryder BB guns.

    Damon: It's the same principle!

  • Damon: Very filmic!

  • Damon: Sorry, Jen. I gotta run. 911 from the office.

    Jenni: No, Damon. Not again.

    Damon: I'm sorry, Jen, but it's crucial. The Collins case could mean a lot of money for us. I swear I'll make it up to you.

    Jenni: I never see you. I hardly feel like I'm married anymore.

    Damon: Yeah, well, I don't like it any better than you do, but my career has to come first. All right? At least for now. I'll be back as soon as I can.

  • [last lines]

    Damon: Take a look at yourself, Nic. The perfect integration of human will and alien technology. Our finest achievement.

    Nic: Nomad? Nomad!

    Damon: Nomad, yes. I brought you here. But remember, Nic, you were the one who came looking for me. So you might want to ask yourself, "Did I find what I was looking for?"

  • Damon: [showing video footage of an EBE] What you came looking for was more more than a hacker

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