Dallin Quotes in The Singles Ward (2002)

Eldon: I've been dancing with this girl, Julia.

Dallin: Oh flip, dude, she's a cutie.

Eldon: Yeah, but she uses a DayTimer, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Hyrum: Jon, we need you to give us a ride.

Jonathan: I can't, I have a gig in, like, five minutes.

Hyrum: Come on, man, it's just to the stake center.

Jonathan: Why can't Zak take you.

Dallin: He took his car bungee jumping.

Jonathan: Well, when will he be back?

Eldon: No, you don't understand. He took his CAR bungee-jumping.

[about the girls at a ward party]

Eldon: What do you care? You're going on a mission.

Dallin: I need someone to write to me.

Eldon: Dallin, I've seen your grades, you need somebody to read to you.

[Hyrum and Dallin are inhaling helium from balloons left by a girl for the Preference Dance]

Dallin: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! This came out of the balloon! It looks like another piece to the PUZZLE!