Dale Twentyman Quotes in The Hard Word (2002)
Dale Twentyman Quotes:
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Frank Malone: Where's the money?
Dale Twentyman: Oooh, I stuck it up a cow's arse.
Frank Malone: Well I hope you washed your hands after.
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Carol Twentyman: I thought you liked me being a tart.
Dale Twentyman: I like you being my tart.
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[while discussing about a prisoner's interest in a book called 'Portnoy's Complaint']
Dean: What's he complaining about?
Dale Twentyman: Oh, his mother, women, not enough sex. You know, the usual.
Dean: Any good?
Dale Twentyman: Well that would depend on whether you've spoofed all over the toothbrushes with your mother trying to bash down the bathroom door. 'Wanker's Bible', it's pretty funny.
Dean: I'll have a go after Millenhall.
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Dale Twentyman: What's going on?
Shane Twentyman: Tarzan's gone ape-shit!
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Dale Twentyman: We've got time for a swim after this.
Shane Twentyman: We haven't got any trunks.
Dale Twentyman: We'll go in our undies.
Shane Twentyman: I'm not wearing any.
Dale Twentyman: [Looks at Shane] I'll buy you some.
Shane Twentyman: Undies?
Dale Twentyman: Trunks.
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Carol Twentyman: Listen to me, Dale. What are you doing? Will you just look at me, please?
Dale Twentyman: It's too late, Carol. There's nothing left.
Carol Twentyman: How can you say that? Dale, I love you. We fit together.
Dale Twentyman: Right, well, I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about your mouth wrapped around Frank's cock.
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Mal Twentyman: It really shits me, tracking us all the way out here just to rub it in our faces.
Shane Twentyman: He is just being Frank. He can't help himself. He *has* to fuck you.
Mal Twentyman: I'm sick of getting fucked.
Shane Twentyman: I'm never getting fucked again.
Dale Twentyman: We're getting fucked right now.
Mal Twentyman: Fuck!
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