Dale Twentyman Quotes in The Hard Word (2002)

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Dale Twentyman Quotes:

  • Frank Malone: Where's the money?

    Dale Twentyman: Oooh, I stuck it up a cow's arse.

    Frank Malone: Well I hope you washed your hands after.

  • Carol Twentyman: I thought you liked me being a tart.

    Dale Twentyman: I like you being my tart.

  • [while discussing about a prisoner's interest in a book called 'Portnoy's Complaint']

    Dean: What's he complaining about?

    Dale Twentyman: Oh, his mother, women, not enough sex. You know, the usual.

    Dean: Any good?

    Dale Twentyman: Well that would depend on whether you've spoofed all over the toothbrushes with your mother trying to bash down the bathroom door. 'Wanker's Bible', it's pretty funny.

    Dean: I'll have a go after Millenhall.

  • Dale Twentyman: What's going on?

    Shane Twentyman: Tarzan's gone ape-shit!

  • Dale Twentyman: We've got time for a swim after this.

    Shane Twentyman: We haven't got any trunks.

    Dale Twentyman: We'll go in our undies.

    Shane Twentyman: I'm not wearing any.

    Dale Twentyman: [Looks at Shane] I'll buy you some.

    Shane Twentyman: Undies?

    Dale Twentyman: Trunks.

  • Carol Twentyman: Listen to me, Dale. What are you doing? Will you just look at me, please?

    Dale Twentyman: It's too late, Carol. There's nothing left.

    Carol Twentyman: How can you say that? Dale, I love you. We fit together.

    Dale Twentyman: Right, well, I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about your mouth wrapped around Frank's cock.

  • Mal Twentyman: It really shits me, tracking us all the way out here just to rub it in our faces.

    Shane Twentyman: He is just being Frank. He can't help himself. He *has* to fuck you.

    Mal Twentyman: I'm sick of getting fucked.

    Shane Twentyman: I'm never getting fucked again.

    Dale Twentyman: We're getting fucked right now.

    Mal Twentyman: Fuck!

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