Daisy Duke Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.

Uncle Jesse: That's why we love ya, honey.

Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.

Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?

Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.

Luke Duke: [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse] Well, now, I guess the party's over.

Boss Hogg: Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!

Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.

Governor Jim Applewhite: I do?

Daisy Duke: Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.

Governor Jim Applewhite: As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!

Uncle Jesse: And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?

Governor Jim Applewhite: Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!

Uncle Jesse: Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.

Boss Hogg: Pardon you for what?

Uncle Jesse: For this!

[Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth]

Governor Jim Applewhite: Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!

Cop: What seems to be the problem, sugar?

Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.

Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff's office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos?

[leans in very close to him]

Daisy Duke: where's Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?

Deputy Enos Strate: Uh, out at your farm.

Daisy Duke: Thanks, Enos.

[gets up and walks off smiling]

Daisy Duke: That's got to be a new record.

Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.