Daisy Quotes in Violet & Daisy (2011)

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  • Daisy: Who's rose?

    Violet: My old partner?

    Daisy: I thought I was your only...

    Violet: Sorry Daiz.

    Daisy: Well, what happened to her?

    Violet: She died.

    Daisy: How?

    Violet: Got shot.

    Daisy: How?

    Violet: The usual way. Somebody pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger.

  • Daisy: Violet says "No"

    Violet: Violet says; "Fuck, no!"

  • Daisy: [to hit men] My partner weighs in at about 95 pounds, right? And together you guys weigh are pushin', like, half a ton, give or take, correct? So, did you need much help stuffing her in that garbage can?

    Man #1Man #2Man #3Man #4: [blank stares]

    Daisy: [sits back, hands behind her head] Now I usually don't talk to people like you in the first place. But if I did that sort of thing, I would say that you girls should have a TV show. And that they should call that program, "The Adventures of Donnie's Bitches". But like I said at the top, I usually don't talk to people like you. Because talking to people like you doesn't make much sense.

    Man #1: What do you mean, people like us? What the hell kind of people are we?

    Daisy: Dead ones.

    Man #1: [laughs] What?

    Violet: [starts shooting them from behind] Got some bullets. But now I might be out again.

  • Iris: Do you know what I wanted to be when I was your age?

    Daisy: [no]

    Iris: I don't either. I like you, kid. You're in over your head, and you're scared, and yet you look death in the eye without blinking. It's admirable, but it won't save you. It won't save your partner. And it won't save your new pal.

  • [last lines]

    Daisy: Your father was a good guy, April. He told how you two got lost in the mall one day, and then had ice cream. Well, see ya.

  • Daisy: If we were rich and didn't have to kill him, we could pay him just to make those cookies for us all the time.

    Violet: Hell, what if the cookies are just the tip of the iceberg? What if he makes brownies?

  • Daisy: You just missed her.

    Violet: Daiz?

    Daisy: She just left.

    Violet: Who?

    Daisy: Rose.

    Violet: Was she alive?

    Daisy: I don't know. But she asked about you.

    Violet: What did she say?

    Daisy: She said, I'm looking for your partner. Those were her exact words.

    Violet: Is that all she said?

    Daisy: No. She said that Rose's were dead, and Violet's were too.

  • Violet: She died.

    Daisy: How?

    Violet: Got shot.

    Daisy: How?

    Violet: The usual way. Somebody pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger.

  • Michael: Who is number one?

    Daisy: No one's ever seen him. But he once killed three ninjas. With a fingernail file.

  • [first lines]

    Daisy: [seeing cancelled posters] What are we going to do now?

    Violet: I'll think of something.

    DaisyViolet: [cut to them carrying pizzas boxes in Nun outfits]

  • The Rose: Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you, my dear?

    Alice: Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.

    Daisy: Ever see an alice with a blossom like that?

    Orchid: Come to think of it, did you ever see an alice?

    Daisy: Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color.

    Orchid: [sniffing Alice's hair] And no fragrance.

    Daisy: [chuckling, as she lifts up one side of Alice's dress] And just look at those stems.

    The Rose: [as Alice slaps the Daisy's leaves away] Rather scrawny, I'd say.

    Bud: I think she's pretty.

    The Rose: Quiet, bud.

  • Alice: Oh, but that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.

    The Rose: But of course we can talk, my dear.

    Orchid: If there's anyone around worth talking to.

    Daisy: Or about.

    [giggles]

  • Daisy: What kind of a garden do you come from?

    Alice: Oh, I don't come from any garden.

    Daisy: Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

  • Daisy: [after first date] If you just want to end this right now, I would understand.

    Luigi: You know, I was going to ask you the same thing, if you want to end this right now, and you feel bad about that, but you want to talk to somebody about it, you can call me.

  • Daisy: How's Daniella? Is she all right?

    Mario: Daniella! I promised I'd take her to Wrestlemania.

    Daisy: You mean, you don't know?

    Mario: What?

    Daisy: She's in the Goomba barracks, on the 51st floor!

  • The Vicar: I'm waiting for you, you son of a Nazi whore!

    Daisy: Father!

    The Vicar: Come and fight me! My God against yours!

    Monty: Sorry, sir, he must have found his way back to the bottle.

    Churchill: Good man.

    The Vicar: Sausage eating wankers!

    [echoing]

    Churchill: Let us take example from the Church... double the ale ration!

  • Daisy: You're just jealous, Lisa... because I got better... because I was released... because I have a chance... at a life.

    Lisa: They didn't release you 'cause you're better, Daisy, they just gave up. You call this a life, hmm? Taking Daddy's money, buying your dollies and your knick-knacks... and eatin' his fuckin' chicken, fattening up like a prize fuckin' heifer? You changed the scenery, but not the fucking situation - and the warden makes house calls. And everybody knows. Everybody knows. That he fucks you. What they don't know... is that you like it. Hmm? You like it.

  • Daisy: Which do you like better? Taking a dump alone or with Valerie watching?

    Susanna: Alone.

    Daisy: Everyone likes to be alone when it comes out. I like to be alone when it goes in. To me, the cafeteria is like being with twenty girls all at once taking a dump.

    Lisa: That is fucked up, Daisy.

  • Lisa: [to Daisy] Help me understand, Dais 'cause, I thought you didn't do Valium. Tell me how this safety net is working for you. Tell me that you don't take that blade and drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down. Tell me how your *daddy* helps you cope with that. Illuminate me.

    Daisy: My father loves me.

    Lisa: I bet with every inch of his manhood.

  • Daisy: Get out, Lisa!

    Lisa: I'm not in your room, Daisy. I'm right fucking here. I was gonna offer you nail polish.

    Daisy: GET OUT!

    Margie: You're looking better, Lisa.

    Lisa: Why thanks, Margie. So how's the engagement going?

    Margie: You know.

    Lisa: No, I don't. I've been away remember.

    Margie: Joe wants me to... before the wedding.

    Lisa: Fuck his brains out - use a rubber.

  • Daisy: My dad got me an apartment.

    Susanna: Really? Where?

    Daisy: It's near the airport. One bedroom, two baths, eat-in chicken.

    Susanna: I think you mean an eat-in kitchen.

    Daisy: That's what I said, asshole. So what do you have that I want?

    [Susanna has just showed Daisy some Colace tablets]

    Daisy: Put them on the bed and get out.

    Lisa: [from the door] Put your on the bed.

    Daisy: Oh, Jesus! Get out! GET OUT!

    Lisa: [she enters and shuts the door behind her] C'mon Daze, don't take advantage of her just 'cause she's new.

    Daisy: Get the fuck out or I'm calling Valerie! VALERIE!

    Lisa: Yeah, why don't you call Valerie, shall we? Let's call Valerie and ask her for some Colace just like Suzie Q's got in her fuckin' hand. Why does it STINK in here?

  • Georgina: I'm gonna have peppermint stick.

    Polly: Yeah, me too, can I just have peppermint stick?

    Ronny: Sure.

    Daisy: NO! It's just called PEPPERMINT!

    M.G.: Peppermint dick!

    [everyone laughs]

    M.G.: Peppermint CLIT!

  • Daisy: And my favorite part... it has a sign right outside that says, "If you lived here, you'd be home now".

  • Daisy: In a time, not so very long ago, when the world still allowed itself secrets, Franklin Roosevelt was mine.

  • Daisy: And no more promises were made so none could be broken.

  • [first lines]

    Daisy: Back then - this is years ago - I couldn't afford secrets. I just had chores. As a child growing up, we had been rich. And then, well, we weren't. And like most people during the Depression, I now lived each day as it came no longer expecting anything. Waiting. For nothing. And then...

  • Daisy: [watching FDR and Eleanor, voice over] People said their marriage was troubled and unhappy. That they lived mostly separate lives. But I never saw that. That's not how they seemed when they were together.

  • Daisy: [voice over] Mary, we all knew, was one of Mother's spies. Mother had her spies, too.

  • Daisy: [after the king eats a hot dog, voice over] And like that, we felt America and England were back on the road to being *very* good friends. At least, I'm told that's how some people took it.

  • Daisy: You know why I wanted to make love with you?

    Jan Bucquoy: I don't know. My charm, my intelligence?

    Daisy: No.

    Jan Bucquoy: My eyes, my body?

    Daisy: No.

    Jan Bucquoy: Having savoured the artist, you fell in love with the man?

    Daisy: No.

    Jan Bucquoy: You realized immediately I was the man of your love?

    Daisy: No. You're the first man I've met who doesn't have a TV.

  • Karen: So what's this big news, then?

    Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.

    Karen: The lobster?

    Daisy: Yeah!

    Karen: In the nativity play?

    Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster.

    Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

    Daisy: Duh.

  • Claude Banks: You know what I'm going to buy with my first paycheck?

    Daisy: What, baby?

    Claude Banks: Season tickets to the Yankees. Right there on the first baseline.

    [Daisy looks unhappy]

    Claude Banks: What's wrong, baby?

    Daisy: I was hoping you were going to say an engagement ring, Claude?

    Claude Banks: An engagement ring?

    Daisy: That's what respectable folks do: get a job, get married, start having babies. That's what you want, isn't it?

  • Daisy: [about their breakup note] I see what's going on here. You read this, and then you wanted me to find this slutty little lipstick haiku so that you could be the one who ended us.

    Alec: It's not a haiku; there's not enough syllables.

  • Daisy: May I please have a candy for the taste?

    [eats fried clitoris]

    Daisy: Gross. This is salty.

  • Daisy: I am sick of these guys' rap songs. They say 'Girl, drop it like it's hot', 'Shake it'. I want to make a rap song that says 'Boy, brush your teeth, give me your jacket, I'm fucking freezing.'

  • Ira Wright: Would you fuck my roommate if he was James McAvoy or Jude Law?

    Daisy: Probably.

  • Ira Wright: I can't believe you slept with her.

    Mark: I gave you an extra 11 days.

    Daisy: [Joining in the conversation] What are you guys talking about?

    Ira Wright: Nothing, don't worry about it. Stupid guy stuff.

  • Daisy: Daddy banging the babysitter is a really old story, Kat; it happens all the time.

  • Daisy: I fucked up.

    Charles Gordon Windsor, Jr.: Yeah... but you gave it a 100% effort!

  • Daisy: [after Charles tries to make Daisy feel better about her thinking he was cheating on her and dumping fish water into his car] Daisy: You're weird!

    Charles Gordon Windsor, Jr.: I'm weird?

    [Looks at car filled with fish water]

    Charles Gordon Windsor, Jr.: Can you give us a ride home?"

  • [last lines]

    Jojo: You know what I wonder?

    Daisy: What?

    Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?

  • Daisy: Jesus Christ, these shoes are killing me.

    Leona: Daisy, do you have to talk like that?

    Daisy: I'm sorry, I meant to say 'These fucking shoes are killing me.'

  • Katherine: [almost runs into Daisy, while holding a hot pizza] Watch it, Daisy!

    Daisy: What? Think I got eyes in my butt?

    Katherine: That's where your brains are!

  • [giving a pizza to Kat]

    Daisy: Say hello to Mom for me.

    Katherine: No, I'll be late for my interview.

    Daisy: Well, then you better hurry!

    Katherine: I've been three times this week.

    Daisy: Four, and you go to Heaven.

    [Kat leaves]

    Daisy: Kat, such a good girl. Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?

  • Leona: Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more

    Daisy: Yeah, well, don't worry about me. I'm gonna slingin' pizza for the rest of my life

  • Robert K. Bowfinger: We're finished! It's over between us!

    Daisy: But why?

    Robert K. Bowfinger: You slept with Jiff.

    Daisy: So?

    Robert K. Bowfinger: You know, I never thought about it that way.

    Daisy: So I'll see you tonight?

    Robert K. Bowfinger: What time?

  • Robert K. Bowfinger: ...but what are some of your favorite TV shows?

    Daisy: I love the Flintstones.

    Robert K. Bowfinger: Oh I love the Flintstones too, that's so good, do you like that? Now, okay, do you like walks in the park?

    Daisy: In the rain!

    Robert K. Bowfinger: Oh God, you know what, I want you to see the Music Man, because...

    Daisy: I've seen that! I love the Music Man!

    Robert K. Bowfinger: Isn't Robert Preston good?

    Daisy: He's so good! Do you LOVE Smashing Pumpkins?

    Robert K. Bowfinger: Are you kid - I LOVE to do that!

  • Daisy: I know what's going on. I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio.

  • Robert K. Bowfinger: Yes! We'll be just like Bogey and Bacall!

    Daisy: Who?

  • Daisy: [Delivering her lines] Keith! Get in! We have to get to the alien antenna!

    Kit: [Finally convinced it's real] Yes, but we must hurry!

    Kit: [Turns to his assistant] I am Kieth!

  • Leah: I can guarantee you, that guy is a wham bam thank you ma'am!

    Daisy: No, no I heard he's a "hello. How are you? You seem like a person I'd like to get to know. Can I take you out to dinner... Sometime, ma'am."

  • Daisy: When was the last time you watched a movie?

    Patrick: 1997. Titanic. Way too long and spoiler alert: the boat sinks.

  • Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.

    Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.

    Daisy: You look like a corpse.

    [to Nora]

    Daisy: And you could use some help too.

  • Sandy Bates: I gotta give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.

    Daisy: Yeah?

    Sandy Bates: Um - the, eh, uh..."I don't know much about classic music. For years I thought the Golberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg tried on their wedding night."

  • Daisy: Eugene, you didn't say one wrong thing in that whole conversation.

  • Daisy: I'm a mess.

    Cooper: Yeah, me too.

  • Daisy: You're such an asshole.

    Cooper: Maybe. But I'm not an *ivy league* asshole.

  • Daisy: [Repeated line] You're such an asshole.

  • [Last lines]

    Daisy: I like him. He's old. Kinda like you.

    [Cooper laughs]

  • Daisy: I don't have many tomorrows, do I?

    Shelley Allen: In case you've forgotten, neither do I, you selfish old bat!

    Daisy: That's the spirit.

  • Daisy: Look, I don't make love BEFORE the first date.

  • Benjamin Button: I was thinking how nothing lasts, and what a shame that is.

    Daisy: Some things last.

  • Daisy: And in the spring, 2003, he looked at me. And I knew, that he knew, who I was. And then he closed his eyes, as if to go to sleep.

  • Daisy: I promise you, I'll never lose myself to self-pity again.

    Benjamin Button: [while the day begins] And I think, right there and then, she realized none of us is perfect forever.

  • Daisy: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?

    Benjamin Button: Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the stairs? Or if I end up wetting the bed?

  • Daisy: We all end up in diapers.

  • [from trailer]

    Daisy: You're so young.

    Benjamin Button: Only on the outside.

  • Daisy: I wanna remember us just as we are now.

  • Daisy: Sleep with me.

    Benjamin Button: Absolutely.

  • Daisy: Goodnight Benjamin.

    Benjamin Button: Goodnight Daisy.

  • Daisy: Loving you is worth everything to me...

    Daisy: I have to go pee.

  • [first lines]

    Daisy: What are you looking at, Caroline?

    Caroline: The wind, mom.

    [yawns]

    Caroline: They say the hurricane is coming.

  • Daisy: I'm not going to be okay, Bud.

  • Daisy: I was unconscious, Bud and you saw me. You didn't help me. You just left me there.

    Bud Clay: But I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do.

    Daisy: Why didn't you help me?

    Bud Clay: I didn't know what to do.

  • [last lines]

    Daisy: It's like I said all that time ago, if the world doesn't end I wanna be here at home, with you. And that's how I live now.

  • Daisy: Before the war I used my willpower for stupid stuff, like not eating chocolate. I think I thought if I could control myself, then maybe the world around me would start to make sense. I guess I was pretty naive back then.

  • Daisy: No one calls me Elizabeth. Except my dad, and he's an asshole. So if you don't mind, my name is Daisy.

  • [first lines]

    Daisy: Imagine yourself being successful.

  • Daisy: Well, I think my dad's probably trying to get through to me, so...

    Piper: [sitting clueless]

    Daisy: I'd kinda like to yell at him in private.

  • Daisy: [shooting someone] That was for touching my cousin... with YOUR DIRTY FILTHY HANDS!

  • Isaac: If you want, I can make you a sandwich. We've got some really nice cheese.

    Daisy: No, I don't do wheat or cow cheese.

    Isaac: Why don't you eat "cow cheese"?

    Daisy: Because it's basically solidified cow mucus. It stays in your gut for like five years.

  • Daisy: [to Edmond] What if we can't get through this and there's life on the other side? If there is, I wanna be here. With you. This is how I wanna live. And if all this isn't here and you don't survive, then I don't wanna live at all.

  • Isaac: Hey we're gonna go swimming before Sally gets here and makes us eat vegetables. Wanna come?

    Daisy: I don't swim.

    Isaac: It's like a really special place, you'll love it. Last chance to have some fun before the fascist regime.

    Daisy: Uh huh. Maybe next time.

    Isaac: Okay.

  • Daisy: They want to know if we can come to their office, today.

    Miss Frisby: Can we come! Just as soon as I change my costume. Oh, can we come!

  • Andy: Isn't the view beautiful from up here?

    Daisy: Yea, but it makes me dizzy.

    Andy: I like 'em dizzy.

  • Andy: [singing] Your lips as red as wine, Are lips I can't resist, And once they're pressed to mine, I'll wanna be kissed and kissed.

    [Kiss]

    Daisy: Just keep on doin' whatcha doin', Although its leadin' me to ruin, Just keep on doin' whatcha doin' cause I love whatcha doin' to me...

  • Jack: Someday you'll be glad when the right man comes along.

    Daisy: I know. That's what I try to tell myself. But, but most men won't have anything to do with a girl - with a girl that's good.

  • Daisy: Whenever I get blue and discouraged, I just think of the wonderful advice you gave me on the train.

    Jack: That's the spirit! Don't let 'em whip ya!

  • Jerry Burke: Listen, chisler, I'm hep to you.

    Daisy: Oh, so you're a smart guy, huh?

    Jerry Burke: I don't have to be smart to get wise to a gal like you.

  • Daisy: Oh, tell me you love me and you do as I ask.

  • Daisy: Do you smoke?

    Ari: Uh... no.

    Daisy: Me neither really, just when I don't have a steady boyfriend, oral fixation you know?

  • [after Daisy and Orlando have sex]

    Daisy: That was wonderful.

    Orlando: Yeah, it was.

    Daisy: I think I'll call you the Sultan of Love.

    Orlando: Uh, do you have to?

    Daisy: Yes.

  • Daisy: I can decide what I'm afraid of and not afraid of.

  • Sam 'Porno': Gulls? What's that then?

    The Pilot: Gulls... sea gulls.

    Daisy: I've never eaten sea gull before.

    The Pilot: What? No, no, no. Not for eating.

    Sam 'Porno': It tastes like pheasant!

  • Daisy: I looked just as her head got caught between the railings. Her jaw bone and half her skull came away from her body. It was just her contorted face on the steps.

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