Daffy Quotes in The Beach (2000)

Daffy: Pay them in dollars and fuck their daughters.

Daffy: Just how did you get here, anyway?

Bill Murray: Producer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off.

Daffy: Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.

Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!

Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?

Bugs: Look at our facilities.

Daffy: We've got hoops!

Elmer Fudd: We've got weights!

Sylvester: We've got balls!

Michael Jordan: You sure do. This place is a mess.

Michael Jordan: Someone has to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.

Daffy: To your house? In 3-D land?

Daffy: You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?

[rolls eyes]

Daffy: Well, call Roto-Rooter!

Daffy: Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.

Daffy: [to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains, and do some more snooping.

Daffy: [trying to sell a car] Right this way, folks, right this way! It's a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes! Plus, there's a free gift pack of ice-cold Billy Beer with each and ever purchase!