D.H. Banes Quotes in Igby Goes Down (2002)

D.H. Banes: I believe, umm, that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside; to serve as warnings to the rest of us; signs posts along the way.

Igby: To where?

D.H. Banes: Success.

Oliver: Our father would be a 'slippery when schizophrenic' sign, for instance...

[pause]

Oliver: ... along the highway of life.

D.H. Banes: Mimi. GET OFF THE MAID.

Rachel: How you doin'?

Igby: Good.

D.H. Banes: Igby, Igby... how you doin'? Well. You're doing "well". How's the work coming along there, stud?

Igby: Uh... well?