Cyndi Pinziki Quotes in Southland Tales (2006)

Cyndi Pinziki: Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle.

Vaughn Smallhouse: What are you going to to with all that free money?

Cyndi Pinziki: I'm going to distribute my documentary film, help some women in the Middle East get some more civil liberties. Do you know what those two words mean? "Civil liberties"? You ought to write them down.

Vaughn Smallhouse: You know what? You're going down, Cyndi Pinziki. That's right, I know your real name.

Cyndi Pinziki: You know, I wasn't going to do this, but I feel very generous today. I'm going to leave you with a little present.

Vaughn Smallhouse: Wow. I'm flattered. What is it?

Cyndi Pinziki: A Taser gun to the balls.

Vaughn Smallhouse: What?

Cyndi Pinziki: [tasers Vaughn] You should know that there's another tape out there, a far more incriminating tape featuring your pal, Boxer Santoros, and a double murder, and it's going to cost a lot more than a million to get your hands on that one, because when all is said and done, nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki.

Cyndi Pinziki: When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same.

Krysta Now: Can you keep a secret?

Cyndi Pinziki: Of course.

Krysta Now: I'm fucking a very large and important man.

Vaughn Smallhouse: You ever lose someone close to you, a loved one, in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.

Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands, on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.

Krysta Now: Well, in my first six movies I was just "Krysta." You know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business, I added the "Now."

Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.

Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna fuck me, you can fuck me... now.