CWO Sam Jacobs Quotes in The Angry Red Planet (1959)

CWO Sam Jacobs: [to Irish] You know, I can't say that I recommend spacesuits for beautiful young dolls. What happened to all your lovely curves?

CWO Sam Jacobs: So Oola ran screaming across the burning Martian sands as the monster Ongolur relentlessly pursued her, its five arms reaching hungrily for her.

CWO Sam Jacobs: [having just landed on Mars] Well? Shall we go out and claim the planet in the name of Brooklyn?

CWO Sam Jacobs: If your ears start to twitch, will you let me know fast? I'll twitch with you.

Col. Thomas O'Bannion: Whadda you say we call it a day and go back to the ship?

Prof. Theodore Gettell: I agree. We've had enough excitement and swashbuckling for one day.

CWO Sam Jacobs: I'm for that. Any swash I ever had just came unbuckled.

CWO Sam Jacobs: All right, everybody! Come and get it! Breakfast's ready! Hot coffee, hard tack and vitamin pill!

Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan: [Looking out the spaceship window] Look! Both moons are visible!

CWO Sam Jacobs: Hey, two moons! What a place for romance, hunh?

Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan: And songwriters!

CWO Sam Jacobs: [singing] Two moons! Da-da-da-da-da!

Col. Thomas O'Bannion: Let's close you mouth and the port quads, hunh? No use getting the view plate scratched up by meteor dust.

CWO Sam Jacobs: [Talking to his ray gun which has approved effective against a Martian monster] I think I'll call you Cleopatra because you're such a cool doll!

Col. Thomas O'Bannion: [after the group has escaped an encounter with a Martian monster] You know, chin up, Sammy Boy!

CWO Sam Jacobs: Some playmate! King Kong's brother!

CWO Sam Jacobs: [after Iris has described the creature she saw looking through the porthole] Hey, three eyes! What a crazy peepin' Tom!