Customer in bait shop Quotes in Wrongfully Accused (1998)

Customer in bait shop: You know, I've never seen you around here, Mr...

[Harrison quickly improvises a fake story, using objects in view above the counter]

Ryan Harrison: Buzzin. Buzzin Frog. Born on the shores of the Euro Larvae River in Rapala. Couple of husky jerks brought me to Slimy Slug, South Dakota. Up there by Timber Doodle? The Zebco brothers, Smithwick and Salty Dog Shrimp... ohh!

[Bangs hand on counter]

Ryan Harrison: I can't go fishing this afternoon. I've got a big meeting over at... Menzrum.

Ryan Harrison: [starts to walk away] I'd forget my genitals if they weren't superglued in between my legs. Water-skiing accident.