Curly-Joe Quotes in Snow White and the Three Stooges (1961)
Curly-Joe Quotes:
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[The Stooges come upon Snow White sleeping in the Seven Dwarves' cottage]
Curly-Joe: The dwarves must lend this place to everybody.
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Moe: You can count on us.
Larry: Come what may.
Curly-Joe: Ad infinitum.
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Curly-Joe: I wish there were more of us. And prettier.
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Moe: At ease, young man.
Larry: Salutations.
Curly-Joe: Ad infinitum.
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Snow White: Aren't you going to kiss my hand?
Curly-Joe: I always say it with flowers.
[gives her a flower]
Snow White: Only one?
Curly-Joe: I get tongue-tied.
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Moe: [to the Prince] You're better than we ever were.
Curly-Joe: Yeah, but he cheats... he's got brains!
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Moe: Can we help you, sir?
Prince Charming: Don't you recognize me?
Moe: It can't be... It is, it's Quatro!
Moe, Larry, Curly-Joe: Quatro!
[they hug him]
Moe: But, we heard him say they killed you. You're not a ghost.
Prince Charming: Well, I'm alive. A full of brought back my memory. I'm a king now.
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Curly Joe: But we're outnumbered.
Moe: You're outbrained too, but we have to try anyhow.
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Curly Joe: My calm down pills!
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Moe: How are we checked for gas?
Curly-Joe: Well, the arrow's pointing halfway. I don't know whether its half empty or half full.
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Moe: The visibility is zero.
Curly-Joe: Yeah, and we can't see either!
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Moe: What do you normally do when somebody mails you a bomb?
Curly-Joe: I mail it back.
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Professor Danforth: Great-grandfather built this house over 100 years ago.
Curly-Joe: No! Doesn't look a day over 98.
-- Curly-Joe
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