Cry-Baby Quotes in Cry-Baby (1990)

Cry-Baby: That's right, Allison. My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy, but he was my pop. Only one I ever had.

Allison: God. I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the... in the airport and barber shop...

Cry-Baby: That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash... drug store... I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep..."A,B,C,D,E,F,G... BOOM! BOOM!"

Allison: But your mom...

Cry-Baby: My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her too.

Cry-Baby: Kiss me! Kiss me hard.

Allison: I've never given a French kiss before.

Cry-Baby: Watch, it's easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy.

Allison: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?

[Allison stops Cry-Baby from fondling her]

Allison: I wanna let you, but I can't, for my parent's sake, Cry-Baby. They're both dead. I'm an orphan!

Cry-Baby: I'm sorry, Allison. But no wonder we're together, honey. I'm an orphan, too.

Allison: You are?

Cry-Baby: Yes! And orphans have special needs.

Allison: Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?

Cry-Baby: [singing] You'll be Queen, and I'll be your King / But if you leave my hive you're gonna feel my sting. / Cause you're my Queen.

Allison: [singing] You're the King.

Cry-Baby, Allison: [singing] A king Queen.

Cry-Baby: [singing] A King cry baby with my Queen by my side.

Cry-Baby, Allison: [singing] And if you mess with us man, you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry.

Cry-Baby: I'm gonna sing tonight and thought she might like to hear it.

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Baldwin, mind your manners.

Baldwin: This is what we think of your kind of music

[punches him]

Allison: How dare you hit him? You don't own me, Baldwin. I have the right to hear Cry-Baby sing.

Baldwin: Don't get all worked up honey. The punk got what he deserved.

Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.

Pepper, Hatchet Face, Milton Hackett, Allison, Wanda: [singing] On our own.

Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.

Pepper, Hatchet Face, Milton Hackett, Allison, Wanda: [singing] Almost grown.

Cry-Baby: [singing] Come on pick a fight, we wish you would. I love being bad cause it sure feels good. Oh-oh!

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys: What's that on your face blubber boy? A booger?

Cry-Baby: Are you blind? It's a lonely tear drop!

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys: Now, ain't that cute? It oughta go real good with your new haircut.

Cry-Baby: I ain't gettin' no haircut!

Allison: Oh, Crybaby, your fingers feel so good!

Cry-Baby: I've been saving it up for a girl like you.

Cry-Baby: [singing] I had my first cigarette before I could walk / And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk, Cause I'm the King.

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

Cry-Baby: [singing] Yeah, I'm the King.

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

Cry-Baby: [singing] Oh, I'm the King.

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

Cry-Baby: [singing] A King Cry Baby with a tear in my eye / If you mess with the King you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry.

Cry-Baby: [singing] # Well I ain't here 'cause I drive too fast. / And I'm too young to have a criminal past. / Some good behavior would be alright / But I don't seem to qualify. / I'm just out for a little fun / But I'm guilty until I'm twenty one / I guess I'm doing time for being young #

Cry-Baby: [singing] # Now, I can't let the right thing stand in my way / Someday, baby, I'll know better / Right now making her pay #

Cry-Baby: [singing] # The woman want a Cadillac, she don't want no man / I used to have a woman, said she loved me so #

Cry-Baby: I can sing pretty good.

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: 'Well,' not 'good.' Haven't you *ever* heard of the English language?