Crow Quotes in Mean Guns (1997)

Hoss: That's twisted.

Crow: Twisted but fun.

Crow's wife: [about hit men] Those guys... you now them?

Crow: Barely. We met at work.

[last lines]

Jim Crow: [as Dumbo rides off on the train] Boy, I wish I'd have got his autograph.

Crow: Here, man, I've got his autograph.

Jim Crow: Well, so long, glamour boy!

Crow: [effeminate] I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?

Death: They all succumb to my prowess. The poor, the weak; the rich, the powerful. Everybody bows before me. I offer you one last chance.

Crow: I don't want my work to be lost forever. My work is eternal. I want that eternity. I want to be sure my words will survive me, that they will be never lost in time.

Death: That, my friend, NEVERMORE!

Crow: Sometimes I think the only thing that kept me from you was my beating heart.

Death: You have devoted so many pages to my name, caressing my face with your poems, kissing my lips with your prose. All veiled love letters addressed to me. You fear me and yet you are insatiably attracted. Come with me. It's time.

Crow: No, it cannot be. I don't want to be forgotten. I was buried in a common grave. My writings were forgotten for years.

Death: You are already dead. How could you remember your own death...

Death: unless you have succumbed to my embrace? Your life is not worth living anymore. It is time to meet your own ghosts, the people you loved and lost forever.

Death: Come now, Poe. You love me! You've been a corpse walking amongst the living for a long time, Edgar. It must have been quite a strain.

Crow: Maybe you're right.

Crow: [after Taz buzzes all the feathers off the crows] Hey! Ain't ya even gonna 'pologize?

Fessal: When I dial this, send you to Heaven brother Crow.

Crow: Caw.

Fessal: Inshallah.

Crow: Do you know what I think we should do?

All The Other Animals: Not a zoo animal!

Donald the Monkey: Don't get mad at us because you don't hear a kid say, "Mommy, I want to see a crow."

Crow: Okay, that's the captivity talk.

Raccoon: [In the middle of the night, John goes into his father's kitchen to get a drink of water... and promptly regrets it] ... Can I make a request? Tuna in OIL instead of WATER?

Crow: Hey, who put in that bug-zapper?

[John charges outside]

Possum: Yo, looky here. Hey, buddy. My old lady asks, I been eating trash all night. You dig?

[John accidentally steps on a Skunk]

Skunk: Yah! You're on my tail, you idiot... You broke Mr. Stinky, I think.

[John flees to his Range-Rover]

Raccoon: Doc, while you're out, get some salmon. You can't go wrong with salmon.

Crow: Anyway, medical men die every day.

Inspector Trout: I'm aware of that sir.

Crow: Good. They're composed of the same flesh and blood as you and I.

Inspector Trout: I'm aware of that too sir. I happen to have seen rather a lot of their flesh and blood in the past few days.

Waverley: Most of the people on the force are searching for a man who according to you has been buried once.

Crow: One of Trout's theories sir...

Waverley: I don't know about Trout's theories, but I've had a belly full of Trout's practice!

Crow: There's some very strange people practising medicine these days.

Crow: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, none shall rest till all are avenged!

Duke: Time!

[Max pauses, then whips the sock into Fish's face one more time]

Duke: Max! I said time!

Max: F***! I HATE THIS GAME!

Crow: Aw, now your sock is all wet.

[Max hucks the sock at Crow]

Crow: Well, don't have a hissy fit! Jesus Christ!

Max: Sit on my f***ing fist, you pansy!

Crow: Ha. You wish.

Katie: [Crying ] I'm afraid to tell.

Rumpelstiltskin: Stop it, stop it, stop it, I say. If you don't stop this crying, I'll just go away!

Crow: Let's go.