Crockett Quotes in Meatballs (1979)

Crockett: Hardware.

Hardware: Yeah, Crockett?

Crockett: You're a dick.

Crockett: [in motorboat, Candace has admitted she likes Crockett] What about Lance Cashman? Yeah, Lance!

Candace: [passing Lance on the dock] Lance Cashman? Lance Cashman is a TOTAL JERK-OFF!

Crockett: Allright! She likes me! She likes me!

[laughs]

Lance: [to himself] Jerk off? I don't jerk off...

William Travis: Their response?

James Bowie: Shit!

[throws down the note from Santa Ana]

James Bowie: Surrender at discretion... Buck.

William Travis: Perhaps, Colonel, they'll only execute the officers.

Crockett: I think we all just got promoted.