Critter 1 Quotes in Critters (1986)

Critter 1: They have weapons

Critter 2: So what

[Critter 2 is shot off the porch]

Critter 1: Fuck!

Critter 1: Status report.

Critter 2: Minor Damage.

Critter 1: What now?

Critter 2: Food!

[Spaceship is landing on the yard]

Critter 1: Critters mumble...

Critter 2: Foood!

[Critter finds an E.T. doll]

Critter 1: Who are you?

[Critter gets frustrated and bites its head off]

Critter 1: I'll pack the ship. You get the kids.