Crazy Eyes Quotes in Mr. Deeds (2002)


Crazy Eyes Quotes:

  • Crazy Eyes: I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

  • Longfellow Deeds: What are you in for?

    Crazy Eyes: Eeh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.

    [waves his hand]

    Crazy Eyes: He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.

    Longfellow Deeds: You sure about that?

    Crazy Eyes: On second thought maybe he was just wavin'.

    [waves hand then sees Chuck and Cecil]

    Crazy Eyes: Who're your friends?

    Longfellow Deeds: This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.

    Crazy Eyes: I don't like 'em.

    Longfellow Deeds: Ok then.

  • Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.

  • Crazy Eyes: I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.

    [points at a goat]

  • Longfellow Deeds: Crazy Eyes.

    Crazy Eyes: Hey, Deeds.

    Longfellow Deeds: How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.

    Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

  • Murph: Look at Deedsy haning out with McEnroe! That's awesome!

    Crazy Eyes: I love the Beach Boys.

  • Crazy Eyes: Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.

  • Murph: Hey look, Deeds is hanging out with John McEnroe.

    Crazy Eyes: I love The Beach Boys.

  • [last lines]

    Crazy Eyes: [driving a Corvette] These things are damn fast!

    [to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]

    Crazy Eyes: I'm all right!

  • [a depressed Deeds delivers a pizza]

    Crazy Eyes: Peanut butter and gumballs, nice combo.

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