Crazy Eyes Quotes in Mr. Deeds (2002)

Crazy Eyes: I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

Longfellow Deeds: What are you in for?

Crazy Eyes: Eeh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.

[waves his hand]

Crazy Eyes: He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.

Longfellow Deeds: You sure about that?

Crazy Eyes: On second thought maybe he was just wavin'.

[waves hand then sees Chuck and Cecil]

Crazy Eyes: Who're your friends?

Longfellow Deeds: This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.

Crazy Eyes: I don't like 'em.

Longfellow Deeds: Ok then.

Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.

Crazy Eyes: I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.

[points at a goat]

Longfellow Deeds: Crazy Eyes.

Crazy Eyes: Hey, Deeds.

Longfellow Deeds: How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.

Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

Murph: Look at Deedsy haning out with McEnroe! That's awesome!

Crazy Eyes: I love the Beach Boys.

Crazy Eyes: Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.

Murph: Hey look, Deeds is hanging out with John McEnroe.

Crazy Eyes: I love The Beach Boys.

[last lines]

Crazy Eyes: [driving a Corvette] These things are damn fast!

[to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]

Crazy Eyes: I'm all right!

[a depressed Deeds delivers a pizza]

Crazy Eyes: Peanut butter and gumballs, nice combo.