Court Clerk Quotes in Bananas (1971)
Court Clerk Quotes:
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Witness: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.
Fielding Mellish: Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?
Court Clerk: "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."
Fielding Mellish: Ok, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.
Judge: You're out of order!
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Court Clerk: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
God: So help me, me.
Judge Baker: So help you, you?
God: If it pleases the court, and even if it doesn't please the court, I'm God, Your Honor.
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Richard Dice: Will somebody just listen for a second! I can't do this!
Court Clerk: Why not?
Richard Dice: It's absolutely crucial that I devote every day to my career!
Court Clerk: Well, have you got a letter from your employer?
Richard Dice: I could get a note from my mother.
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