Countess Quotes in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

James Bond: What did Columbo whisper to you at the restaurant?

Countess: That you were a spy, and to find out more about you.

James Bond: And have you?

Countess: Have I *ever*.

James Bond: Allow me. May I drive you home?

Countess: No. Thank you. I'll take a taxi.

James Bond: No courage? Seriously, you may have a job finding one this time of night.

Countess: Well, you look like a gentleman. Why not?

James Bond: May I call on you tomorrow, Countess?

Countess: I'm a night person. I have champagne and oysters in the fridge. Why not come in for a bite?

Countess: [Raises her champagne glass] Cheers!

James Bond: Bottom's up.

Countess: Whoops! Me nighty's slipping.

James Bond: So is your accent, Countess. Manchester?

Countess: Close, Liverpool.

Countess: [studying Chapman's criminal file] Facing 14 years further imprisonment. That interests me. For what we have in mind, I think he has possibilities.

Eddie Chapman: And for what *I* have in mind, *you* have possibilities...

Princess Ann: I hate this nightgown. I hate all my nightgowns, and I hate all my underwear too.

Countess: My dear, you have lovely things.

Princess Ann: But I'm not two hundred years old. Why can't I sleep in pajamas?

Countess: Pajamas?

Princess Ann: Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?

Countess: I rejoice to say I do not.

Countess: How many days left till Halloween, Sebastian?

Sebastian: Oh, a little more than a week, Countess. I told you not to worry.

Countess: Not to worry? How amusing. But then you're not the one who needs to have the virgin blood of a young man not once, but three times before All Hallows Eve. Not to worry? Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare!

Sebastian: Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?

Robin Pierce: [emerging from a coffin, smirking] You're too late.

Countess: You couldn't have! You've been in there for less than a minute.

[Mark emerges from the coffin smirking]

Countess: [dejectedly] You could've...

[raises an eyebrow]

Countess: ...but you didn't have time to enjoy it.

Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?

Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.

Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!

Countess: Wait! I have to replace every door you people smash. Can't you at least try the knob first?

Sebastian: [Vampire in front tries the knob and it opens easily] Jocks.

Countess: Hello, tall, dark and handsome.

Mark Kendall: Me?

Countess: I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town.

Countess: Aren't you going to congratulate me?

Lord Arthur Goring: Congratulations.

Countess: Aren't you going to ask what for?

Lord Arthur Goring: What for?

Countess: I've made a great decision. I've decided to get married.

Lord Arthur Goring: My God! Who to?

Countess: That part is yet to be decided.

Countess: [contemptuously] Anyone can drink.

Rochester: Not many can match my determination.