Countess Quotes in For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Countess Quotes:
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James Bond: What did Columbo whisper to you at the restaurant?
Countess: That you were a spy, and to find out more about you.
James Bond: And have you?
Countess: Have I *ever*.
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James Bond: Allow me. May I drive you home?
Countess: No. Thank you. I'll take a taxi.
James Bond: No courage? Seriously, you may have a job finding one this time of night.
Countess: Well, you look like a gentleman. Why not?
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James Bond: May I call on you tomorrow, Countess?
Countess: I'm a night person. I have champagne and oysters in the fridge. Why not come in for a bite?
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Countess: [Raises her champagne glass] Cheers!
James Bond: Bottom's up.
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Countess: Whoops! Me nighty's slipping.
James Bond: So is your accent, Countess. Manchester?
Countess: Close, Liverpool.
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Countess: [studying Chapman's criminal file] Facing 14 years further imprisonment. That interests me. For what we have in mind, I think he has possibilities.
Eddie Chapman: And for what *I* have in mind, *you* have possibilities...
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Princess Ann: I hate this nightgown. I hate all my nightgowns, and I hate all my underwear too.
Countess: My dear, you have lovely things.
Princess Ann: But I'm not two hundred years old. Why can't I sleep in pajamas?
Countess: Pajamas?
Princess Ann: Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?
Countess: I rejoice to say I do not.
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Countess: How many days left till Halloween, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Oh, a little more than a week, Countess. I told you not to worry.
Countess: Not to worry? How amusing. But then you're not the one who needs to have the virgin blood of a young man not once, but three times before All Hallows Eve. Not to worry? Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare!
Sebastian: Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?
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Robin Pierce: [emerging from a coffin, smirking] You're too late.
Countess: You couldn't have! You've been in there for less than a minute.
[Mark emerges from the coffin smirking]
Countess: [dejectedly] You could've...
[raises an eyebrow]
Countess: ...but you didn't have time to enjoy it.
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Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?
Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.
Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!
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Countess: Wait! I have to replace every door you people smash. Can't you at least try the knob first?
Sebastian: [Vampire in front tries the knob and it opens easily] Jocks.
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Countess: Hello, tall, dark and handsome.
Mark Kendall: Me?
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Countess: I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town.
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Countess: Aren't you going to congratulate me?
Lord Arthur Goring: Congratulations.
Countess: Aren't you going to ask what for?
Lord Arthur Goring: What for?
Countess: I've made a great decision. I've decided to get married.
Lord Arthur Goring: My God! Who to?
Countess: That part is yet to be decided.
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Countess: [contemptuously] Anyone can drink.
Rochester: Not many can match my determination.
-- Countess
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