Counterman Quotes in Hard to Kill (1990)

Mason Storm: So, how come you're not watching the Oscars tonight?

Counterman: The Oscars?

Mason Storm: Yeah, the Oscars.

Counterman: I hate the Oscars.

Mason Storm: You're not having a good time, huh?

Counterman: I mean, who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.

Mason Storm: Yeah?

Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.

[the convenience store counterman is being robbed at gunpoint]

Counterman: [to Mason] Where's a goddamn cop when you need one?