Cosmo Reif Quotes in Coldblooded (1995)
Cosmo Reif Quotes:
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Gordon: Listen to me, you are our new hitman. I'm the boss now. I'm not going to carry you like Max did. This is your new job. You're going to make a lot of money. The hours are great, you hang out most of the time, it's fun!
Cosmo Reif: Okay.
Gordon: Now get the fuck out of here.
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Cosmo Reif: But, I thought, you were like my girlfriend.
Honey: Cosmo, I like you. Of all the people that pay to have sex with me, I like you the best.
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Cosmo Reif: What kind of car is this?
John: Lincoln Town Car.
Cosmo Reif: Very smooth.
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Cosmo Reif: Do you remember talking to me last night?
Steve: No, did I call you?
Cosmo Reif: I called you.
Steve: Oh, good.
Cosmo Reif: You sounded...
Unison: Weird.
Steve: I can get weird at night. It's nothing. You won't say anything to anyone, will you?
Cosmo Reif: No.
Steve: Good man.
[pause]
Steve: Is this a car?
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Cosmo Reif: I took a Yoga class this morning.
Steve: Really?
Cosmo Reif: I thought it might help me to relax.
Steve: I've tried that. I've tried everything. Glug, glug, glug - that's what works for me.
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Cosmo Reif: Don't you want to take that toilet paper off your face?
Steve: I really care if these guys see me this way.
Cosmo Reif: Fine, just doesn't seem very professional to me.
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Cosmo Reif: You're bleeding. A lot.
Steve: No shit.
Cosmo Reif: It's going to get on the upholstery.
Steve: Open the fucking door!
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Steve: If you've never been on a date before, how did you ever get laid?
Cosmo Reif: You know, different ways...
Steve: Hookers.
Cosmo Reif: Yeah.
Steve: And you've never had a girlfriend...
Cosmo Reif: No, never. I *have* been seeing the same hooker for a while.
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Cosmo Reif: I love you.
Jasmine: Cosmo, if you love me, leave me alone.
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[last lines]
Jasmine: Okay, this can work.
Cosmo Reif: [puts his gun down] That was close.
Jasmine: Yeah.
Cosmo Reif: Champagne?
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