Cornwall Quotes in Quest for Camelot (1998)

[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]

Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire...

Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon.

Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.

Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.

Devon: Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.

Cornwall: But you can call me Corny for short.

Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People'd throw darts at him.

Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall: I'm a reptile.

[after Cornwall and Devon fall off the edge of a cliff]

Cornwall: Houston, we have a problem.

Cornwall: [to Ayden] I got three words for you, Birdy! "Dinner. Is. Served"!