Cop #2 Quotes in A Serious Man (2009)
Cop #2 Quotes:
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Larry Gopnik: We're sitting shiva here.
Cop #1: You're *what*?
Larry Gopnik: A religious observance. We're... bereaved.
Cop #2: Who died?
Larry Gopnik: My wife's...
[breaks off]
Larry Gopnik: It's a long story.
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Stab: [Preparing to burn down Play's house during the party] Anybody got a light?
Cop #2: [shines a flashlight on them] How about a Bud Light?
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Cop #2: Wow, would You look at this Kid's Hair... Hey, Eraser-Head, where You going?
Kid: Why You wanna know?
Cop #1: HEY, We'll ask the Questions, You answer!
Kid: Sir!
Cop #1: He looks Young, You wanna check Him for I.D.?
Cop #2: We're out of Donuts.
Cop #1: Oh? Well then, let's go.
Cop #2: Hey, You watch Yourself, cause "We" are!
Kid: [after the Cops Drive off] Thank You Cagney, and Lacey.
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Stab: Man, fuck you, toy cops!
Cop #2: Wait, wait, don't call it in. Why bother with the paperwork? We can handle this shit ourselves.
Cop #1: What do you want to do with them?
Cop #2: Take'em down to the docks. Nobody can hear them scream.
Pee Wee: Aw shit.
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Hysterical Survivor: [crying] Oh, God, it was - it was awful! I mean, this guy was shooting stuff out of his guitar and it was - and people were running and I don't - and my very best friend she was...
Cop #1: All right, all right. What did the suspect look like?
Hysterical Survivor: I told you. It was Sammi.
Cop #1: Who is Sammi?
Cop #2: Sammi Curr? The rock singer?
Hysterical Survivor: [still crying] Yes.Yes.
Cop #2: Sammi Curr died last week.
Cop #1: [both cops turned away from the still sobbing survivor] Looks like we better check out the party punch.
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Steve Bolander: [being frisked by a police officer] I want you to know you're facing false arrest charges.
Steve Bolander: [turns to face the cop] What's your badge number?
Cop #2: Turn around!
Steve Bolander: I got it! I saw it, you're gonna hear from my attorney.
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Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.
Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?
Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.
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Cop #2: Did you write that one about the opera singer? Phantom...
Peter McGowen: [for the Nth time] That's Andrew Lloyd Weber.
Cop #2: What? Why isn't this guy stalking Andrew Dice Weber? He seems famous.
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[Blue has been shot]
Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a fucking hero sandwich here.
Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!
Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shit, you fuckin' jerk-off.
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Joleen: [as she is getting her things from her house] Where's my goddamn coffee can?
Counselor: The last thing you need is coffee, Joleen.
Joleen: You know what I'm talking about! Last night when you guys came in here there was a goddamn coffee can on top of that fridge. It has my money in it!
Counselor: Bob, did you see this alleged coffee can?
Cop #2: No. Pretty sure a girl like you can find another way to make some money.
Joleen: Fuck you. Come on, James.
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Sergeant Nash: Bernie? Call the doc.
Farmer: I'm not letting no son of a bitch trespass on my land in the middle of the night! I don't care what kind of a uniform he has!
Lt. Fuller: What the hell's going on here?
Cop #1: He fired on a police officer.
Farmer: You goddamn right! I'll do it again, too. The bastard was tresspassing!
Sergeant Nash: Hogan got an ass full of birdshot.
Cop #2: Yeah, I'm gonna make the son of a bitch pick every one of 'em out with his teeth.
Farmer: The next time you're gonna get the gun up your ass! Sideways!
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Cop #2: You shoot pigs for a living?
Mick Taylor: Ya bet your life!
[winks]
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[first lines]
Cop #2: [Mick drives by; they check his meter] It's under.
Senior Sergeant Gary Bulmer Jnr: [smirks] He doesn't know that!
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Cop #2: Just to be safe side you should have her drained.
[while Cindy Hollowhead is giggling & spaced out sitting on the couch]
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