Cop #1 Quotes in Batman & Robin (1997)

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Cop #1 Quotes:

  • Cop #1: Please show some mercy!

    Mr. Freeze: Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

  • Cop #1: [as Cameron plays a pinball machine] You're gonna win.

    Cameron: Win what?

    Cop #1: A free game.

    Cameron: [bitterly] Just what I need, one more chance to lose.

  • Cop #1: You were infected?

    Charlotte: Yeah. Didn't take. Too much "better living through chemistry" screws them up real good. The only problem is you gotta keep using to keep them from taking over.

    Cop #1: That's the best druggie excuse I've heard.

  • Larry Gopnik: We're sitting shiva here.

    Cop #1: You're *what*?

    Larry Gopnik: A religious observance. We're... bereaved.

    Cop #2: Who died?

    Larry Gopnik: My wife's...

    [breaks off]

    Larry Gopnik: It's a long story.

  • Cop #1: Oh yah, hell of a way to go there. After some thorough investigating we determined that the Curry girl must have been smoking and driving.

    [cut to Amber working in the funeral home]

    Amber Atkins: Well yah, Tammy liked to drive her dad's thresher, but I mean... I mean she said the heavy vibration helped her think. But I know for a fact Tammy only smoked AFTER a good drive. You ask me, or anyone who isn't scared to talk about it, Tammy was murdered. Oh God, I bet Diane Sawyer never had to deal with crap like this.

  • Ramona Lutz: I *do* clean up sir, its just that I'm under a lot of stress. My sister died three months ago and I am trying to get off methadone.

    Cop #1: You're on methadone?

    Ramona Lutz: Would you please give me a cigarette?

  • Cop #1: Hey, Eraserhead!

  • Cop #2: Wow, would You look at this Kid's Hair... Hey, Eraser-Head, where You going?

    Kid: Why You wanna know?

    Cop #1: HEY, We'll ask the Questions, You answer!

    Kid: Sir!

    Cop #1: He looks Young, You wanna check Him for I.D.?

    Cop #2: We're out of Donuts.

    Cop #1: Oh? Well then, let's go.

    Cop #2: Hey, You watch Yourself, cause "We" are!

    Kid: [after the Cops Drive off] Thank You Cagney, and Lacey.

  • Stab: Man, fuck you, toy cops!

    Cop #2: Wait, wait, don't call it in. Why bother with the paperwork? We can handle this shit ourselves.

    Cop #1: What do you want to do with them?

    Cop #2: Take'em down to the docks. Nobody can hear them scream.

    Pee Wee: Aw shit.

  • Hysterical Survivor: [crying] Oh, God, it was - it was awful! I mean, this guy was shooting stuff out of his guitar and it was - and people were running and I don't - and my very best friend she was...

    Cop #1: All right, all right. What did the suspect look like?

    Hysterical Survivor: I told you. It was Sammi.

    Cop #1: Who is Sammi?

    Cop #2: Sammi Curr? The rock singer?

    Hysterical Survivor: [still crying] Yes.Yes.

    Cop #2: Sammi Curr died last week.

    Cop #1: [both cops turned away from the still sobbing survivor] Looks like we better check out the party punch.

  • Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?

    Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.

    Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?

    Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

    Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.

    Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.

  • Les: [has just run full-speed into a wall] I'm, uh, I'm not like most people.

    Cop #1: Yeah, I can see that.

  • [Blue has been shot]

    Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a fucking hero sandwich here.

    Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!

    Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shit, you fuckin' jerk-off.

  • Sergeant Nash: Bernie? Call the doc.

    Farmer: I'm not letting no son of a bitch trespass on my land in the middle of the night! I don't care what kind of a uniform he has!

    Lt. Fuller: What the hell's going on here?

    Cop #1: He fired on a police officer.

    Farmer: You goddamn right! I'll do it again, too. The bastard was tresspassing!

    Sergeant Nash: Hogan got an ass full of birdshot.

    Cop #2: Yeah, I'm gonna make the son of a bitch pick every one of 'em out with his teeth.

    Farmer: The next time you're gonna get the gun up your ass! Sideways!

  • Cop #1: According to psychiatric records, Henley - Vickers - came from a broken home, abused child. Police were always being called in to break up fights. State finally got custody of him during his formative years. It was then that Henley came to believe God was on his side and would always take care of him. Then when the state kicked him out on the street, Henley came to believe that God had deserted him. And that's when he turned to Satan.

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